Wheel alignment rant

I made an appointment with the closest alignment shop. All was fine until I handed the owner the Steeroids spec sheet. He got all huffy and refused to do the align.
Strike 1.I made an appointment with the second closest garage, but that owner declined to do the align when I showed up because he thought his Hunter sensor heads would mess up my knockoff wheel rims. I'm glad he was honest.
Strike 2.On to the next full service garage. Align to the Steeroids specs?...no problem. Their new Hunter aligner heads have curved outside points that slip between the rim and bead so no buggered up wheels.
I brought my own, new front and rear alignment shims. Again, no problem. I asked if it was possible to assist the tech, if needed. No problem. So far, so good. I was warned that the price might be higher than quoted since many 42 year old vehicles are rusted badly and require more time to finish. I assured him that EVERY suspension part was like new and EVERY fastener was coated with never-sieze. No air chisels or hot torches needed.
Now here comes the rub. The 50-something-year-old tech starts on the rear first. While he holds a wrench to the head of the T/A pivot bolt, he asks me to loosen the outboard castle nut with a 3/8 ratchet, long extension and universal socket. No problem, that's what I'm here for! The socket keeps slipping and yet I know I didn't tighten the bejeesus out of those fasteners in my own garage. I take a look at the universal socket and it's a 17mm. I say it's supposed to be 11/16". Get this, he says he only has metric tools...he's not going to invest in SAE/inch tools because no newer cars use those fasteners!!!

The next 3 hours was more of the same; jerking around trying to get into a tight spot and not having the correct tools to do the job. Not to mention the chain-smoking Marlboros, snack breaks, pee breaks, and the frequent stopping to tell tales of other cars that were far harder to align than mine. And then there was the wasted time to do everything over when he mistook a hyphen on the spec sheet for a negative sign.
Strike frickin' 3.Total cost for labor--$240.
Assault on my sanity--beyond words. 
I'll post a driving analysis of the R&P once I get some miles under my belt.





But, there are two things that others can learn from this situation:
1) instead of letting your 'fingers do the walking', call around to some car clubs or ask at car shows for recommendations of good alignment shops in the area...specifically those who work on Corvettes;
2) NEVER...never, never, never ask a mechanic/shop if you can help with the work. They don't want your help [many would refuse because of liability issues] and they will slow down their work/stall for hours in order to jack up the time spent on your job...just so they can charge you big buck$ in labor time for annoying them.
Lessons learned from years of "hard knocks" experience...





Last edited by Retro78; Jun 5, 2011 at 12:57 AM.
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Wheel alignment is basic geometry, not a black art. You don't need some $50,000 machine with lasers, LED lights and computer graphics to get accurate alignment.
These tools new will cost around $1000, they can be picked up for much less used or if you belong to a local club you could buy them between several of you.
I've used these tools to set up suspension on exotic road cars and full blown race cars.
The Hunter systems are great but only because they allow bubba to set up your chassis without really knowing what they're doing.
Last edited by Golden; Jun 5, 2011 at 05:53 AM.
So, I'll probably just ask around for a good shop that works on vintage cars and go there for convenience and cost. But, the info you provided is very interesting, and I'm sure several folks would consider doing so.
here in Florida, I use myself and my own garage....could not find anyone who knew how or wanted to do a decent job....
So I do my own, it's really not all that hard....
I just had a quick look on Ebay and you can actually buy all those tools NEW for $660, and that's without looking that hard.
If you keep an eye on craigslist or know of any tire shops shutting down you might be able to get them way cheaper, then remember the OP paid $240 for one visit to the alignment 'specialist'.
I think there is a lot of snobbery over whether your car has been on one of these Star Trek alignment machines, or been done with a mirror and a spirit level. Having had my work post checked by insurance companies after accident repair damage I can tell you that these antique tools in knowledgeable hands are just as accurate.
I suppose whether it's worth investing depends on how often you overhaul, modify or tweak your car.
If you're happy to wash it on a Sunday and go 10 miles to your local cruise once a month, then investing in any tools is questionable.
If you ever repair, upgrade or tune your own suspension/steering, then having your own alignment tools suddenly becomes much more cost effective.

Same goes for investing in trammel bars and caster/camber gauges. It just never came to mind to DIY the 4 wheel alignment for something that needs done once in a blue moon.
Am I the only one who thinks a general auto tech is sufficient with ONLY metric tools? If I tried that with my employer, I'd be laughed off the premises. I'm not saying every tech needs $60K tied up in tools/tool storage like me. But this tech saying he did not have a single fractional tool in his box just blew my mind. And he's been a mechanic for 30 odd years. What did he use at the start of his career? A Crescent wrench and ball peen hammer?
Perhaps he's saving the $$$ for proper tools to get surgery to remove the cataract from his right eye? I could not see his pupil. So I'm assuming that growth over the cornea to be a cataract.
20 years ago maybe, but the cost of reasonable quality hand tools is so low now, there's no excuse to not have at least basic imperial and metric tools.
second, how many of you guys out there are willing to let the customer "help" when working for them,i can use a computer so i can "help" my insurance agent ,after all i know more about my stuff than he does right? apply that to almost anything. its my money, my whatever ,so you should welcome my "help" with open arms right? again how many of you are willing to do this for a paying customer?
third "star wars" alignment machines are only as good as the person using it.......its an awful lot like anything else. how about a scalpel, an average guy could carve up some baloney , but somebody that knew what they were doing could give you a new heart. same thing. believe me i'm not defending any idiots out there claiming to be mechanics because there are a lot of them. just asking you guys to put yourself in the other guys shoes for a minute or two.



















