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I think most of you guys are almost correct. Here's the problem:
You noticed that your headers are missing. Should you:
A. Believe that your wife is doing something for you and say nothing and hoping that she's getting them coated?
B. Believe that they were stolen and mention it to your wife in case she took them?
C. Believe that your wife had heard enough about coating the headers and threw them in the garbage?
D. Think up something that you can do for her instead of just trying to play dumb when she shows you what she did for you.
Your choice of course, but I'd do D first, and then approach the wife with B, when she admits that she is getting them coated as a secret gift...you spring your gift on her. This is also the way to find out that your wife has a drug or gambling problem and sold your headers, in which case you hand her the "parting gift" and give her the boot too!
Are you sure she did not sell them on ebay hahahahaha. I would go with fake excitement. A wife great enough to do something like that for you deserves a Academy Award performance.