What was your worst speeding ticket?


Ticketed in Texas for doing 98 in a 55, with all four tires locked and smoking :eek: :D (84 Firebird)
Warning ticket in Oklahoma for 72 in a 55; was going to be a pretty serious ticket until my motorcycle (loaded with tank & tail bag) blew over. The trooper felt so sorry for me he just made it a warning... (94 VFR).
Former cost BIG $ but the latter really hurt. :cry

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If I had known he was back there, I could've smoked his rustang and hid on the next off ramp. But it's hard to beat a radio and I still had a great day of skiing.
90 in a 55 (same area 2 years earlier - you'd think I'd learn)
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We were so wasted the night before, I forgot we had moved it.
I couldn’t explain to the Columbus Police that “hey, there’s my car, I guess we were just soooo drunk last night…” So I let them leave. And then I drove home. But before the police left, they warned me that, should my car reappear, I had to call them and let them no. Sure, no problem.
So a few nights later, I’m late for work, and I’m flying. Yes, even POS sky blue Dodge Omni’s can go 90mph, they just don't like it. I look up, there are blue and reds behind me, lighting up my car. I'm busted. So I pull over. The officer approached my car, and asked if I knew how fast I was going. I told him that I did, and I would take my ticket. I was late for work and had to be on my way. He was happy to have such a willing ticket recipient on his hands, absent of all the typical “I wasn’t speeding B.S.” So he goes back to the car and runs the plates. And the car comes up stolen.
The whole time he was back in the squad car, I was up in my car, trying to figure out why he was taking so long. I had received enough tickets to know that it doesn’t take fifteen minutes to write one.
The next thing I know, a bright white halo of light comes beaming from the sky and lights up my whole car. It’s a helicopter. Before I can make sense of what’s happening, a gun comes through my window and is pointed right at my face. “Son, don’t you move an inch. This car is stolen.”
“Oh crap.” I ended up getting spread eagled and handcuffed on the hood of my car, on the side of the road. The whole time this is going on, my employees are driving by, beeping their horns and screaming. The officer asked if I knew them. Yep, I know them.
Anyway, it took two hours for the police to contact my wife and have her come down to the freeway with my information, to prove the POS skyblue Dodge Omni was mine. As luck would have it, I had no I.D. of any kind on me.
So I was late for work.
I got the ticket.
I pissed off my wife.
And everyone who worked for me, for the next year, had something else to rag on me for.
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He had a speech prepared in advance and had real trouble getting it out after I admitted to everything. Wrote it up as a "standard moving violation" (same as running a stop sign) with a $25 fine. Like a :conehead I was mad about getting any kind of ticket but later became very grateful :D when I learned that kind of speed could have put me in jail, car confiscated, class III felony, reckless driving, etc... I got off lucky....well almost... the ticket still said 80+ in a 55 and had to pay confiscatory insurance rates for a couple years.
He did compliment my car though and my respect for the police and especially State Patrol is as high as ever - I'm grateful for what they do. :flag
I'll never forget, 2 SCHP cars, 3 officers, 2 of them standing back with their hands at the ready, and there we are, in a 1977 Buick LaSabre, me, the wife, and my 2 very young daughters in the back seat...scared to death.
I swear that it was the Florida plates (drug runners going up and down I-95) that caused them to be extra cautious.
[Modified by shoptek, 11:01 PM 5/9/2002]













