OT: funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Burning Brakes
Joined: Jan 2002
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From: many sticks land of mountains
Re: OT: funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! (dreamn2)
Hey Aussie John,
What's an Australian Kiss?
Same thing as a French Kiss only "Down Under".
:lol: :lolg:
What's an Australian Kiss?
Same thing as a French Kiss only "Down Under".
:lol: :lolg:
Safety Car
Joined: Feb 2002
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From: Seattle WA
Re: OT: funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! (TJRed76)
:lolg: :lolg: :lolg:
heres one i read in OT a while back, i know acouple of you have read it, but not everyone here goes to OT so here goes. (i may butcher it a little)
The mob is need of some thugs so they are holding personal interviews in a basement. there are 3 guys trying to get in, and they have all passed the tests so far. so the guy who is interviewing them comes up to the 1st guy and hands him a gun. he says "Your wife is in the other room. Go in to the room and shoot her." the guy come out 10min later crying saying he couldnt do it. so he os not let in. The guy then hands the gun to the second applicant and tells him the same thing. he also comes out after 10min crying saying he couldnt do it. so the mob guy goes to the third applicant, hands him the gun and tells him to go in the other room and shoot his wife. he walks in the room shuts the door and a
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
comes from the room. then a *THUD THUD THUD*
the applicant come out fo the room red faced and angry and says
"WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TELL ME THEY WERE BLANKS? I HAD TO BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH THE CHAIR!"
:eek: :lolg:
heres one i read in OT a while back, i know acouple of you have read it, but not everyone here goes to OT so here goes. (i may butcher it a little)
The mob is need of some thugs so they are holding personal interviews in a basement. there are 3 guys trying to get in, and they have all passed the tests so far. so the guy who is interviewing them comes up to the 1st guy and hands him a gun. he says "Your wife is in the other room. Go in to the room and shoot her." the guy come out 10min later crying saying he couldnt do it. so he os not let in. The guy then hands the gun to the second applicant and tells him the same thing. he also comes out after 10min crying saying he couldnt do it. so the mob guy goes to the third applicant, hands him the gun and tells him to go in the other room and shoot his wife. he walks in the room shuts the door and a
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
comes from the room. then a *THUD THUD THUD*
the applicant come out fo the room red faced and angry and says
"WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TELL ME THEY WERE BLANKS? I HAD TO BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH THE CHAIR!"
:eek: :lolg:
