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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 11:48 PM
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I think I finally figured it out.
Been wondering for a long time now why it is that in winter I almost forget about that beautiful Corvette in my garage.
It's because of the low level of the Corvette hormone (C1,C2,C3,C4 and C5) in the blood stream during winter months. Even thought he C3 is the strongest of the 5 it's level will not rise before the skirt-hems of the ladies get around the knee area. Lot's of tank-tops on female upper bodies seem to increase the level of C3tonone too.
Glad I figured that one out. Now I can sleep. :D
Or not damn it- that hormone level is too darn high!

Prost:cheers:
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 12:10 AM
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 03:10 AM
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You need to move to a warner climate, then your C3 hormone will stay at a livable level.... :lol:
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:53 AM
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 09:13 AM
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You need to move to a warner climate, then your C3 hormone will stay at a livable level.... :lol:
Well, is there space left in your dawg-house?

Ooops. Forgot the mutt farts when he sleeps. No thanks!:leaving:

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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 01:48 AM
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Ooops. Forgot the mutt farts when he sleeps. No thanks!:leaving:

Stefan

HAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!
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