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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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I don't personally know Mr. Mojo but i consider myself a good judge of character, and let me tell you, he definitely IS one!
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Hell, Frank did a better job of roasting himself than all you guys put together
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Now they say Corvette owners are over compensating for their short commings but what about people who own 2 bright Torch red corvettes
Don't forget about my Power Wagon.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 10:53 AM
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In the words of Austin Powers...Someone stole my Mojo.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverine1967
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In the words of Austin Powers...Someone stole my Mojo.
"Raising the bar, More bars in more areas" hahaha reminds me of Cingular commercials.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JD'S WHITE 93
Rumour has it Mojo is not allowed to handle any packages from Lingenfelter I wonder if his U.P.S. truck is .30 to .50 quicker than all the others ??
Ever seen his UPS Truck?






And he gets 6 city blocks to the set of tires. UPS is considering
getting him a set of roller skates as his next truck. In that event Frank is working on a very small LT4 in his spare time.

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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by aminnich
Ever seen his UPS Truck?
Which one? I have a couple
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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Not me, but this happened in Michigan, woman ran a stop sign and plowed into the side of the UPS truck. Not a pretty sight.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Mojo
Not me, but this happened in Michigan, woman ran a stop sign and plowed into the side of the UPS truck. Not a pretty sight.
That is just plain bad!! She must have been flying. Of course the 'package cars' are just aluminum beercans on wheels. The steel reinforcement behind the driver's seat still only helps a little in a roll over. That driver would be very lucky if he got out alive.

The other pictures are pretty cool too. The UPS imbedded in the garage is just tad better than the UPS/FedEx 'whose gonna get there first?' picture. Guess DHL snuck in the back door that day. So back to business, what's your best 1/4 mile in the Brown Truck and can it do burn outs?
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by aminnich
So back to business, what's your best 1/4 mile in the Brown Truck and can it do burn outs?

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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CCRed

Same girl driving the U.P.S. truck that beat Mojo in the burnout contest ??
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 10:57 PM
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........................................ ............................ By the way, How's that "new" engine performing? Do you need a back-up?......................
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by aminnich
. So back to business, what's your best 1/4 mile in the Brown Truck and can it do burn outs?
Believe it or not, my first diesel truck was pretty damn quick.
Was a Ford with a 4 speed and it took off like a mother.

My current POS is an International with a crappy Spicer 5 speed.

Both have turbos but I think they are there for looks because they don't seem to help much.

I can do a pretty good donut in the snow though.
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Originally Posted by Tommy T-Bone
........................................ ............................ By the way, How's that "new" engine performing? Do you need a back-up?......................
Now that's cool
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JD'S WHITE 93
Same girl driving the U.P.S. truck that beat Mojo in the burnout contest ??
She wishes!
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Wow Mojo ..........your next birthday we're going to have to cut you open and count the rings to see how old you are.

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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 10:26 AM
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HE didn't blow up his engine, he's putting a C5 rear bumper cover on it.
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Originally Posted by Mr Mojo
Believe it or not, my first diesel truck was pretty damn quick.
Was a Ford with a 4 speed and it took off like a mother.

My current POS is an International with a crappy Spicer 5 speed.
Fear not Frank. Your new one is on the way------------


Note the custom wheels that give it the sinister look. Forced air induction everywhere. Weight reduction package: no battery, no starter, fewer lights, and the speedo goes all the way to 30 mph (for those downhill runs). This one must have been custom built for you.

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You guys may not know this but as far back as 10 AD Mojos ancestors were also infatuated with burnouts. This is Mojus Burnus, his great great great great great grand father. While performing for the crowd he was tragically killed when one of his spokes caught fire, came loose and got caught between the wheel and the chariot body. Through this mishap he was later credited with inventing the line lock.


He was also the mod for the Chariot Forum.

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