Lets ROAST Mr. Mojo!
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Lets ROAST Mr. Mojo!
Its pretty apparent Mr. Mojo has done a great service for this forum and you can bet its very time consuming. HOWEVER... Everyone knows that no good deed go's unpunished. I propose we have a TASTEFUL roast in his honor. Lets keep it clean (or he will get you banned FOR LIFE). 
For starters I'd like to thank him for jumping in there and stopping those heinous creatures who wanted to post pictures of GIRLS with Corvettes. ::gasp::
Forget whats on HIS website and follow Mojo's guidelines, no one should post anything racier (OMG... I said the "R" word) than this:
If you ask me, that ruling was about as helpful as a wet Optispark.
Next I think we should review HIS avatar....
While it may look innocent enough, those girls look like they are up to no good. I propose Mojo changes his avatar to something more wholesome and family oriented like this...
Someone in prison could visit this forum and we dont want 'em getting excited.
We also need to address those "smokey burnouts" he's so famous for. What kind of message is he sending kids here? In this state its considered wreckless operation. And lets be real, all that smoke... not good for the enviroment. Instead he should encourage us all to put our stock air filters back on (and patch the extra air holes) and drive sensibly.
As a child, Mojo got busted for setting fire to the tires on his little sisters Barbie Corvette to see them smoke.
Finally, A new name might be in order. Something not synonymous with a weed I wont name would be preferable.
Feel free to chime in here with some constructive criticism for his own good and KEEP IT CLEAN.
For starters I'd like to thank him for jumping in there and stopping those heinous creatures who wanted to post pictures of GIRLS with Corvettes. ::gasp::
Forget whats on HIS website and follow Mojo's guidelines, no one should post anything racier (OMG... I said the "R" word) than this:
If you ask me, that ruling was about as helpful as a wet Optispark.
Next I think we should review HIS avatar....
While it may look innocent enough, those girls look like they are up to no good. I propose Mojo changes his avatar to something more wholesome and family oriented like this...
Someone in prison could visit this forum and we dont want 'em getting excited.
We also need to address those "smokey burnouts" he's so famous for. What kind of message is he sending kids here? In this state its considered wreckless operation. And lets be real, all that smoke... not good for the enviroment. Instead he should encourage us all to put our stock air filters back on (and patch the extra air holes) and drive sensibly.
As a child, Mojo got busted for setting fire to the tires on his little sisters Barbie Corvette to see them smoke.
Finally, A new name might be in order. Something not synonymous with a weed I wont name would be preferable.
Feel free to chime in here with some constructive criticism for his own good and KEEP IT CLEAN.
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After blowing the engine in his 96 Vette MrMojo watched the Movie fast and furious tokyo drift, and was thus inspired to install a Jd86POS engine from an 85 Nissan 300zx turbo into his vette. Coupled with the single 8 inch diameter fart can and go fast stickers he ordered for it he expects to shave 2 full seconds off his cars old best.
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Originally Posted by rick96cevette
I hear secretly Mr. Mojo is a closet Mustang fanatic
But that's OK...because so am I
But that's OK...because so am I
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Originally Posted by Repzard
I did that to my sisters barbie corvette when I was a little kid 
The sad thing is I didnt know it was a car I be owning and loving so much now that im older
The sad thing is I didnt know it was a car I be owning and loving so much now that im older
Hey, maybe we could superimpost Mojo's pic onto/into the little pink one, and enlarge it!!!!!
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Originally Posted by RonVette2
What was the girl driving that won the burnout contest over Mr. Mojo? Any pictures? 
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Originally Posted by mackeyred96
No, I know for a fact he LOVES MOPARS
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From: Exit 89 GSP,Lakewood,NJ The Land Of Mojo
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Originally Posted by Ibuyvettes
After blowing the engine in his 96 Vette MrMojo watched the Movie fast and furious tokyo drift, and was thus inspired to install a Jd86POS engine from an 85 Nissan 300zx turbo into his vette. Coupled with the single 8 inch diameter]r fart can and go fast stickers he ordered for it he expects to shave 2 full seconds off his cars old best.
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From: Exit 89 GSP,Lakewood,NJ The Land Of Mojo
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Originally Posted by rick96cevette
I hear secretly Mr. Mojo is a closet Mustang fanatic
But that's OK...because so am I
But that's OK...because so am I
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From: Exit 89 GSP,Lakewood,NJ The Land Of Mojo
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