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An Arizona senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal even
more. But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper
behind him, blue and red lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today
is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back!'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal even
more. But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper
behind him, blue and red lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today
is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back!'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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