C4 Carols
Le Mans Master
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 6,413
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From: The Old Dominion
"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this d**n Corvette, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do, is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night."
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this d**n Corvette, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do, is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night."
Race Director
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I believe in the Beer Fairy
Last edited by Garret; Dec 24, 2009 at 10:52 AM.
Melting Slicks
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,351
Likes: 222
From: Delta B.C. Canada
2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C4 of Year Finalist (appearance mods)
2015 C4 of Year Finalist
92ragtop, we were in the grocery story tonight and Rudolph came on - gotta admit I was trying to remember your version!
OK guys, team effort here, I'll take verse 1 but hand off to others to finish
I'm dreaming of a white C-4
modded so it will really go
where the tires squeal
when away I peel
making everything else look slow!
Your turn!
OK guys, team effort here, I'll take verse 1 but hand off to others to finish
I'm dreaming of a white C-4
modded so it will really go
where the tires squeal
when away I peel
making everything else look slow!
Your turn!
At every blasted traffic light
May you wheels be shiny and bright
And may all your performance mods be right.
Team Owner
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 73,568
Likes: 33
From: Somewhere in Mo
St. Jude Donor '09-'10, '14
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Good job.Must be something in the water in Canada.
Pro
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 730
Likes: 0
From: LaGrange Highlands IL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y
This is a good one and she was on Letterman last night and still looked good and sounded great for her age.
Joe
This is a good one and she was on Letterman last night and still looked good and sounded great for her age.
Joe
Team Owner
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 73,568
Likes: 33
From: Somewhere in Mo
St. Jude Donor '09-'10, '14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y
This is a good one and she was on Letterman last night and still looked good and sounded great for her age.
Joe
This is a good one and she was on Letterman last night and still looked good and sounded great for her age.
Joe
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From: El Paso Texas
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: So. Cal.
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My favorite. Cheech and Chong.
Santa Claus and his old lady.
Mike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbw9-uq9sMU
Santa Claus and his old lady.
Mike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbw9-uq9sMU
Instructor
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 203
Likes: 0
From: Kelowna B.C.
This is it! The only Xmas Carol that matters!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-RhaMPzvl0 . I hope you all enjoy!
Team Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 81,241
Likes: 3,063
From: altered state
St. Jude Donor '05
Trashed!!
My C4 experiences are something like CorvetteMikes
On the 12th day of Christmas my 89 gave to me
2 flatbed trips
Temp gauge exploding
Head gaskets failing
Intake gaskets dripping
2 cats failing
MAf sensor wacky
Cooling fans a failing
Idling like a stuck pig
Injectors sticking
Amps were a popping
Targa Top a dripping
interior a squeaking
But it looked cool
Sorry guys.
Safety Car
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 4,328
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From: Jacksonville FL
Melting Slicks
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2,082
Likes: 3
From: Conowingo Maryland
Twas the night before Christmas and all threw the town
Not a vett was stiring not one around
the stocking were hung by the chimmy with care
In hopes St,Nick would soon be there
The wives were nestled all snug in their beds
While vissions of diamonds danced in their heads
And me in my jeans and a tank full of gas
Had just went out for a long winter blast
When out on the road their rose such a roar
I spun around the conner to see what it boar
Away to the hightway I flew like a flash
Tore on the gas to catch their ***
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But hundreads of vetts I could see and here
I knew in a moment this was going to be cool
The night before christmas and we could all at like a fool
And then the engines whistled their tires they spun
You could here our Exhaust and then we were gone
To the road, then turn by the wall
We dash away dash away all
With the vetts full of gifts in the door we ran
Bearing gifts to the old folks so happy and grand
Then down the road we were bound
To the next stop at the end of town
With a bundle of toys flung over or backs
We go to the hospital of sick kids and drop the sack
Their eyes how they twinkled their smiles so bright
As they all an around we knew we did right
In a wink of our eyes we hit the gas
Soon we knew it was time to pass
We spoke not a word but went stright to our houses
And filled our stocking quite as mouses
And laying a finger on my nose
And giving a nod up to bed I go
Making others happy was so good to know
Merry Christmas
Not a vett was stiring not one around
the stocking were hung by the chimmy with care
In hopes St,Nick would soon be there
The wives were nestled all snug in their beds
While vissions of diamonds danced in their heads
And me in my jeans and a tank full of gas
Had just went out for a long winter blast
When out on the road their rose such a roar
I spun around the conner to see what it boar
Away to the hightway I flew like a flash
Tore on the gas to catch their ***
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But hundreads of vetts I could see and here
I knew in a moment this was going to be cool
The night before christmas and we could all at like a fool
And then the engines whistled their tires they spun
You could here our Exhaust and then we were gone
To the road, then turn by the wall
We dash away dash away all
With the vetts full of gifts in the door we ran
Bearing gifts to the old folks so happy and grand
Then down the road we were bound
To the next stop at the end of town
With a bundle of toys flung over or backs
We go to the hospital of sick kids and drop the sack
Their eyes how they twinkled their smiles so bright
As they all an around we knew we did right
In a wink of our eyes we hit the gas
Soon we knew it was time to pass
We spoke not a word but went stright to our houses
And filled our stocking quite as mouses
And laying a finger on my nose
And giving a nod up to bed I go
Making others happy was so good to know
Merry Christmas
Melting Slicks
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,351
Likes: 222
From: Delta B.C. Canada
2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
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Twas the night before Christmas and all threw the town
Not a vett was stiring not one around
the stocking were hung by the chimmy with care
In hopes St,Nick would soon be there
The wives were nestled all snug in their beds
While vissions of diamonds danced in their heads
And me in my jeans and a tank full of gas
Had just went out for a long winter blast
When out on the road their rose such a roar
I spun around the conner to see what it boar
Away to the hightway I flew like a flash
Tore on the gas to catch their ***
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But hundreads of vetts I could see and here
I knew in a moment this was going to be cool
The night before christmas and we could all at like a fool
And then the engines whistled their tires they spun
You could here our Exhaust and then we were gone
To the road, then turn by the wall
We dash away dash away all
With the vetts full of gifts in the door we ran
Bearing gifts to the old folks so happy and grand
Then down the road we were bound
To the next stop at the end of town
With a bundle of toys flung over or backs
We go to the hospital of sick kids and drop the sack
Their eyes how they twinkled their smiles so bright
As they all an around we knew we did right
In a wink of our eyes we hit the gas
Soon we knew it was time to pass
We spoke not a word but went stright to our houses
And filled our stocking quite as mouses
And laying a finger on my nose
And giving a nod up to bed I go
Making others happy was so good to know
Merry Christmas
Not a vett was stiring not one around
the stocking were hung by the chimmy with care
In hopes St,Nick would soon be there
The wives were nestled all snug in their beds
While vissions of diamonds danced in their heads
And me in my jeans and a tank full of gas
Had just went out for a long winter blast
When out on the road their rose such a roar
I spun around the conner to see what it boar
Away to the hightway I flew like a flash
Tore on the gas to catch their ***
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But hundreads of vetts I could see and here
I knew in a moment this was going to be cool
The night before christmas and we could all at like a fool
And then the engines whistled their tires they spun
You could here our Exhaust and then we were gone
To the road, then turn by the wall
We dash away dash away all
With the vetts full of gifts in the door we ran
Bearing gifts to the old folks so happy and grand
Then down the road we were bound
To the next stop at the end of town
With a bundle of toys flung over or backs
We go to the hospital of sick kids and drop the sack
Their eyes how they twinkled their smiles so bright
As they all an around we knew we did right
In a wink of our eyes we hit the gas
Soon we knew it was time to pass
We spoke not a word but went stright to our houses
And filled our stocking quite as mouses
And laying a finger on my nose
And giving a nod up to bed I go
Making others happy was so good to know
Merry Christmas
THAT IS AWESOME!!