C4 Carols
Melting Slicks
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,351
Likes: 222
From: Delta B.C. Canada
2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C4 of Year Finalist (appearance mods)
2015 C4 of Year Finalist
On the first day of Christmas, my C4 got from me.....
12 coats of Zaino
11 second quarter
10 Speeding tickets
9 Micron Oil Filter
8 new forged pistons
7 Different Girlfriends
6 speed tranny rebuild
5 led taillights
4 custom wheels
3 angle valve job
2 headlights
and a brand new ra-di-a-tor
(for those who missed the thread last week).
11 second quarter
10 Speeding tickets
9 Micron Oil Filter
8 new forged pistons
7 Different Girlfriends
6 speed tranny rebuild
5 led taillights
4 custom wheels
3 angle valve job
2 headlights
and a brand new ra-di-a-tor
(for those who missed the thread last week).
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,351
Likes: 222
From: Delta B.C. Canada
2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C4 of Year Finalist (appearance mods)
2015 C4 of Year Finalist
OK, here goes........
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Race Director
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,742
Likes: 43
From: Color my life with the chaos of trouble.
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Race Director
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 17,551
Likes: 26
From: El Paso Texas
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say “he goes!”
All of the other corvettes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor C-4,
Play in any corvette games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
C-4 with your hood so bright,
Won’t you cruise with me tonight?
Then all of the other corvettes loved him,
As they heard him rev the LT,
Rudolph the clam-shelled C-4
You’ll go down in history!
Team Owner
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 33,047
Likes: 6,556
From: Rochester NY
St. Jude Donor '09 thru '26
92ragtop, we were in the grocery story tonight and Rudolph came on - gotta admit I was trying to remember your version!
OK guys, team effort here, I'll take verse 1 but hand off to others to finish
I'm dreaming of a white C-4
modded so it will really go
where the tires squeal
when away I peel
making everything else look slow!
Your turn!
OK guys, team effort here, I'll take verse 1 but hand off to others to finish
I'm dreaming of a white C-4
modded so it will really go
where the tires squeal
when away I peel
making everything else look slow!
Your turn!
Drifting
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,329
Likes: 17
From: woodbury new jersey
"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this d**n Corvette, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do, is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night."
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this d**n Corvette, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do, is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night."
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,314
Likes: 508
From: South-central Missouri
I was cruisin in my Corvette one California night
When a kid in his "ricer" pulled up on my right
He was revin his engine as his tongue began to wag
(I knew right then he wanted to drag!)
As I turned to look, what else did I see?
Arriving from an of-ramp was a CHP!
I smiled at the kid and gave 'im a nod
The stage was set, as he reved up his "rod"
I felt a bit guilty - for being so mean
(Ya shoulda heard the whine of his little machine!)
When the light turned green, his front wheels chirped a bit
I just sat there watching, thinking ooooooh sheeiiitttt!
He was shifting into second - with all his might
As the cop pulled behind him and turned on his lights
He said to me later, "Laughing? You got some nerve!"
I said, "Street racing is for dummies...Got what U deserved!"
Y'all have a very merry and safe Christmas holiday season...And, keep the shiny side up!!
P.
When a kid in his "ricer" pulled up on my right
He was revin his engine as his tongue began to wag
(I knew right then he wanted to drag!)
As I turned to look, what else did I see?
Arriving from an of-ramp was a CHP!
I smiled at the kid and gave 'im a nod
The stage was set, as he reved up his "rod"
I felt a bit guilty - for being so mean
(Ya shoulda heard the whine of his little machine!)
When the light turned green, his front wheels chirped a bit
I just sat there watching, thinking ooooooh sheeiiitttt!
He was shifting into second - with all his might
As the cop pulled behind him and turned on his lights
He said to me later, "Laughing? You got some nerve!"
I said, "Street racing is for dummies...Got what U deserved!"
Y'all have a very merry and safe Christmas holiday season...And, keep the shiny side up!!
P.
