sorry didn't mean to hijack.
You guys have me laughing so loud , my wife thinks I'm loseing it up here. 
Yeah, I know it's spelled wrong.
Guy Fairy Tale
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Otherwise a nice cruise just me and the wife doesn't sound bad.
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Hmmmm....Women half my age,,,,,,booze,,,,,,lots of toys? I believe the real outcome for me would be:
Women half my age would cause a heart attack
Booze would cause me to need a liver transplant
Toys, including the vet, would all be sold to cover the Doctor Bills.
Bank would be calling me in the hospital telling me that I am over drawn, and that would be the final straw before I croak!
Do they have Corvettes in Heaven?
Honey.......I'm home! :o
Women half my age would cause a heart attack
Booze would cause me to need a liver transplant
Toys, including the vet, would all be sold to cover the Doctor Bills.
Bank would be calling me in the hospital telling me that I am over drawn, and that would be the final straw before I croak!
Do they have Corvettes in Heaven?
Honey.......I'm home! :o
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Come man! Its a great life once you find the right woman. It took me
2 marriges and a bit of grief, but I did it! During that 30 plus years, I was the lucky one and didn't even know it for 15 of them.
2 marriges and a bit of grief, but I did it! During that 30 plus years, I was the lucky one and didn't even know it for 15 of them.
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