Guy Fairy Tale
Dec 8, 2010 | 11:50 AM
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Le Mans Master
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Guy Fairy Tale
Guy Fairy Tale or true story?….
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after. He bought a Corvette, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age. He drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
Dec 8, 2010 | 11:56 AM
Instructor
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Where were you and your story 20 years ago?
Dec 8, 2010 | 12:07 PM
Melting Slicks
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I do most of that already, and with a woman my age
Dec 8, 2010 | 12:08 PM
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St. Jude Donor '05
Quote:
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after.
Only way to be!
Dec 8, 2010 | 12:38 PM
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SEQUEL:
The prince eventually caught the clap, and his junk rotted and fell off.
The End.
Dec 8, 2010 | 12:48 PM
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Le Mans Master
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Originally Posted by
Frizlefrak
SEQUEL:
The prince eventually caught the clap, and his junk rotted and fell off.
The End.
Dec 8, 2010 | 01:02 PM
Melting Slicks
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Originally Posted by
Frizlefrak
SEQUEL:
The prince eventually caught the clap, and his junk rotted and fell off.
The End.
Dec 8, 2010 | 02:03 PM
Safety Car
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St. Jude Donor '10
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Frizlefrak
SEQUEL:
The prince eventually caught the clap, and his junk rotted and fell off.
The End.
and in the 3rd and final installment- sold his Vette and bought a Smart Car.
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Dec 8, 2010 | 02:23 PM
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Thus completeth the Trilogy of the Prince.
Dec 8, 2010 | 02:38 PM
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and in the 3rd and final installment- sold his Vette and bought a Smart Car.
And yet, he was still better off....
Dec 8, 2010 | 02:40 PM
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St. Jude Donor '10
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mdlfcrss
And yet, he was still better off....
somehow, I just can't agree with that statement.
Dec 8, 2010 | 03:43 PM
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and in the 3rd and final installment- sold his Vette and bought a Smart Car and moved to El Paso .
Fixed
Dec 8, 2010 | 03:46 PM
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somehow, I just can't agree with that statement.
My wife is the best thing that ever happened to me. She supported and encouraged my Vette "need".
Now we have his and hers black Chevys under the car port.
Dec 8, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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Dec 8, 2010 | 04:01 PM
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Women half my age would be illegal...
Dec 8, 2010 | 04:04 PM
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St. Jude Donor '09-'10, '14
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ch@0s
Guy Fairy Tale or true story?….
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after. He bought a Corvette, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age. He drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
When the princess learned he had tons of money, she went back to get it. Got it, divorced his ***, and left him alone with an empty bottle of 2 day old Mad Dog.
Then sold his vette on ebay!
Dec 8, 2010 | 04:20 PM
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I have within the last year or so developed a new strategy in regards to the fairer sex...
I'll get it right one of these days, but in the meantime I am going to have a hell of a lot of fun.
Dec 8, 2010 | 05:04 PM
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"Guy fairy tale" I guess this post could have gone the wrong way.
Glad it didn't.
Dec 8, 2010 | 06:37 PM
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From: levittown pa. usa Even a bad day with my `Vette, is better than a good day at work
St. Jude Donor '10
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Originally Posted by
Black Beauty 88
Where were you and your story 20 years ago?
30 years ago in my case.
Dec 8, 2010 | 07:01 PM
Burning Brakes
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I don't know if you would consider it a fairy tale or a dream, but I would love to cruise in the vette with the wife down US1 from Miami to key west. Now that would be living.
sorry didn't mean to hijack.