Post some Vette quotes
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I recall very specifically a troll who was on here for less then 24 hours before his account and all threads were deleted said "First thing a boy learns is never trust a man in a green corvette." I know he was a troll but WTF was he on to make that up lol.
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Some of the wife's favorites:
When the man in Brown comes to the house with a delivery: "What parts fell off now?"
On going into the garage before we leave in the Vert: "Crap, you aren't dragging me out in this again? My hair is going to be a fizzy mess..."
After any unusual noise: "Want to pull over and me to get out and go pick up the parts that fell off?"
On any acceleration: "Stop driving like a nut!"
On Parking: "How many times you going to circle the lot before deciding where to park?" and "Must you park at the farthest spot?"
On exit: "How exactly do I get out of this thing without showing my underwear?"
When the man in Brown comes to the house with a delivery: "What parts fell off now?"
On going into the garage before we leave in the Vert: "Crap, you aren't dragging me out in this again? My hair is going to be a fizzy mess..."
After any unusual noise: "Want to pull over and me to get out and go pick up the parts that fell off?"
On any acceleration: "Stop driving like a nut!"
On Parking: "How many times you going to circle the lot before deciding where to park?" and "Must you park at the farthest spot?"
On exit: "How exactly do I get out of this thing without showing my underwear?"
Last edited by Flame Red; Dec 23, 2010 at 05:44 PM.
