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Old Oct 26, 2003 | 02:08 PM
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Default Re: Antenna oil? (C4 Newbie)

The antenna oil is on the same shelf as the headlamp fluid...lol.
Seriously, after cleaning it, the graphite shoud do the trick.

Mark
Graphite never helped my stroke one bit.... :jester
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Old Oct 26, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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I was hoping someone would get it!

Okay, I'll start it. There was this guy who came into the bar and says, "I need my antenna stroked and lubbed. Can anyone help me?"
and the bartender said if it has a kinked shaft call me and I will come back and put pressure on it. :smash:
...and after you finish, I'll turn you off so the shaft goes in all the way!
:rolleyes: :cool: :crazy: :lol: ;) :thumbs: :rofl: :lolg: :party: :hurray:
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Old Oct 26, 2003 | 06:38 PM
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Default Re: Antenna oil? (Southern Comfort)

Graphite never helped my stroke one bit.... :jester
Well then, next time, try a partner...

:bb

Mark
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Old Oct 26, 2003 | 07:17 PM
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Default Re: Antenna oil? (Southern Comfort)

There is a joke here somewhere :jester


REALLY?
:D :jester

Okay, I'll start it. There was this guy who came into the bar and says, "I need my antenna stroked and lubbed. Can anyone help me?" :lolg: :rofl: :lol:

And the bartender....a hot blonde threw him a rag and tube of KY and said clean your mast with this rag and then stroke it with the KY til all of the stuff comes off.....and.....

Next
and if that doesn't do it , she said, someone can blow on your mast a while and at least it will be back to its smaller size.... :lolg: :D
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