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However, I feel like I'm one of your customers who's been "lost in the mix" so to speak. Therefore, I pose a deal for you. No, wait, "deal" is not the correct term to use. I think "challenge" is an appropriate term.
I'll pay for shipping of your programmed chip to you to-and-fro and if your second chip performs better than the Ed Wright fastchip (their first tune), I'll eat crow and become your biggest fan on the forum (along with sticking my size 12 shoe in my mouth). If your second chip does not out perform the Ed Wright chip, you provide me with a complete refund of my $280.00 ($250.00 for the chip, $10.00 initial shipping and $20.00 shipping to and fro). And feel free to keep the chip at my expense so you know no one else can copy it.
Since you've been contracted by several companies to provide professional tunes for their customers and you've made countless dollars from forum members, I think it's time to step up to the plate and put your tune where your mouth is.
I'll leave it up to the forum moderators and administrator to determine whether you should become a supporting tuner or not.
What say you? Are you up to the challenge?
I'm not disputing the help ski has given fellow forum members, but I spent almost $700.00 on a tune that I could not use.
If this is the only way to get my money back for a product I cannot use through a "professional tuner", then the challenge is the only means I have left to recoup some of my losses.





I'm not disputing the help ski has given fellow forum members, but I spent almost $700.00 on a tune that I could not use.
If this is the only way to get my money back for a product I cannot use through a "professional tuner", then the challenge is the only means I have left to recoup some of my losses.
When I talked to the tech who programmed the chip at Ed Wright, he told me "the tune went just fine, this is a very common setup and we encountered no problems."
I'd highly recommend them.
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Let me first remind you of the email you most recently sent me, which included this:
"- The car was throwing a code 26. While not known beforehand, this could have been programmed out the chip by you. This was no fault of yours, as I didn't know the computer would throw this code with a missing AIR system."
Also anyone that knows how these ECM work, knows there had to be something else wrong, because the ECM should NEVER just dump fuel into the system - its a closed loop system meaning the ECM would immediately trim the fuel back. So I knew something was wrong - most likely now after seeing you had a code 26, it was in limp home mode and never reaching closed loop. Hence the fuel.
How can I be responsible when needed information is not supplied to me? When I do these chips I have to assume the information I am getting is exactly what I am tuning and other items are working properly in the car. I can't count how many times I have someone get a tune, they say the car is running this or that way and after either 2-3 phone calls, or emails having them check different items they learn that an 02 sensor is not working or their tranny guy forgot to plug in the VSS sensor etc. And majically then the car runs like a raped ape.
This happens all the time, and one of the many things I try to help guys out with after the fact of the tuning that I assure you will NOT get many other places.
In addition, I also offer to redo the chips as many times as you like, even after years and someone might change something. I do all that for FREE. The initial charge I charge is pretty minimal and is NOT intended to be a money maker - it simply offset of the TONS of time it takes me to do these tunes and help people through other problems they normally would get ZERO help with.
At the end of the day, its pretty simple. I got into tuning others chips by doing two guys chips on the forum, which I initially did for free, when they got the tunes and gained both considerable ETs(after each spending 1K dollars other places on tunes), they both insisted on me accepting some money. I told them forget it, I enjoyed the conversation and being able to help. They still insisted, and said they were sending me something. IT was 250 dollars. They told other friends and it continued. For every other tune I have kept it the SAME.
You have to realize one things. I DO not do these tunes as a benefit for my personal Income - sit with me a few evenings till late after my real job calculating and formulating a tune. Running around trying to mail them from this very desolate area I live in, which consumes an ENTIRE lunch break - throw in there answering 10 emails on average a day, most not even tuning related (answered about 6 today, on Christmas about headers, heads and sparkplugs just to name a few) and ask yourself then if its worth 250 dollars.
The absolute ONLY reason I charge anything is MOST people don't want something for nothing and second it keeps the MASSES at bay,and ultimately me from getting overwhelmed and just saying its too much work. That would leave the people that TRUELY do appreciate the time and extra effort I put into the tunes the people that would get hurt, and lleave them going to someone else that charges 2x as much, and isn't going to spend the needed time when there is a problem. There are MANY people on this forum that have greatly benefitted from me tuning chips and I truely LOVE helping them out. Read the end of this recent post - and I think it explains all:
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=948620
So realize its not me your hurting by trying to conjure up some trouble here. I offered to help you in any way possible with your tune and to do anything it took to get you running the way you wanted. You chose to move onto someone else before we gave anything further investigation and before learning that your code 26 was coming up. Had you not given the next guy the needed information, then you would have had the same results most likely from his tune.
I appologize that you were unhappy and wish we could have fixed it like so many others turn out. I truely do enjoy helping people out on this forum and that share the same great passion with these cars as I do. Anyone that knows me in person knows where I am coming from. Hell I spent over 2 hours one night on the phone with Dave (hooked up trying to figure out the next best thing for him).
In the end, if you wish for this to turn out with me having enough - and not doing any more tunes for anyone else - realize two things. 1. The others here that do find me helpful will be the only ones hurt, and 2. My wife with me elated to see that I am not infont of this computer all night long
Again, my best wishes to you and yours during this Holiday Season.
Last edited by ski_dwn_it; Dec 26, 2004 at 12:05 AM.
yeah, i have spent well over $1200 in custom chips. that's why I went DFI. I will never look back.
Unless you have practical experience with a tune from ski, let's try and keep the hype down to a minimum please. Thank you. (QUOTE) Ha CPRGMR, I see why your all disgruntled. Your only running 12.6 with all those mods with a ED W. tune. Sorry to hear that. Your manners on this thread , well ,what can I say , You got real class dude! Get a life
Let me first remind you of the email you most recently sent me, which included this:
"- The car was throwing a code 26. While not known beforehand, this could have been programmed out the chip by you. This was no fault of yours, as I didn't know the computer would throw this code with a missing AIR system."
Also anyone that knows how these ECM work, knows there had to be something else wrong, because the ECM should NEVER just dump fuel into the system - its a closed loop system meaning the ECM would immediately trim the fuel back. So I knew something was wrong - most likely now after seeing you had a code 26, it was in limp home mode and never reaching closed loop. Hence the fuel.
How can I be responsible when needed information is not supplied to me? When I do these chips I have to assume the information I am getting is exactly what I am tuning and other items are working properly in the car. I can't count how many times I have someone get a tune, they say the car is running this or that way and after either 2-3 phone calls, or emails having them check different items they learn that an 02 sensor is not working or their tranny guy forgot to plug in the VSS sensor etc. And majically then the car runs like a raped ape.
This happens all the time, and one of the many things I try to help guys out with after the fact of the tuning that I assure you will NOT get many other places.
In addition, I also offer to redo the chips as many times as you like, even after years and someone might change something. I do all that for FREE. The initial charge I charge is pretty minimal and is NOT intended to be a money maker - it simply offset of the TONS of time it takes me to do these tunes and help people through other problems they normally would get ZERO help with.
At the end of the day, its pretty simple. I got into tuning others chips by doing two guys chips on the forum, which I initially did for free, when they got the tunes and gained both considerable ETs(after each spending 1K dollars other places on tunes), they both insisted on me accepting some money. I told them forget it, I enjoyed the conversation and being able to help. They still insisted, and said they were sending me something. IT was 250 dollars. They told other friends and it continued. For every other tune I have kept it the SAME.
You have to realize one things. I DO not do these tunes as a benefit for my personal Income - sit with me a few evenings till late after my real job calculating and formulating a tune. Running around trying to mail them from this very desolate area I live in, which consumes an ENTIRE lunch break - throw in there answering 10 emails on average a day, most not even tuning related (answered about 6 today, on Christmas about headers, heads and sparkplugs just to name a few) and ask yourself then if its worth 250 dollars.
The absolute ONLY reason I charge anything is MOST people don't want something for nothing and second it keeps the MASSES at bay,and ultimately me from getting overwhelmed and just saying its too much work. That would leave the people that TRUELY do appreciate the time and extra effort I put into the tunes the people that would get hurt, and lleave them going to someone else that charges 2x as much, and isn't going to spend the needed time when there is a problem. There are MANY people on this forum that have greatly benefitted from me tuning chips and I truely LOVE helping them out. Read the end of this recent post - and I think it explains all:
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=948620
So realize its not me your hurting by trying to conjure up some trouble here. I offered to help you in any way possible with your tune and to do anything it took to get you running the way you wanted. You chose to move onto someone else before we gave anything further investigation and before learning that your code 26 was coming up. Had you not given the next guy the needed information, then you would have had the same results most likely from his tune.
I appologize that you were unhappy and wish we could have fixed it like so many others turn out. I truely do enjoy helping people out on this forum and that share the same great passion with these cars as I do. Anyone that knows me in person knows where I am coming from. Hell I spent over 2 hours one night on the phone with Dave (hooked up trying to figure out the next best thing for him).
In the end, if you wish for this to turn out with me having enough - and not doing any more tunes for anyone else - realize two things. 1. The others here that do find me helpful will be the only ones hurt, and 2. My wife with me elated to see that I am not infont of this computer all night long
Again, my best wishes to you and yours during this Holiday Season.

"- The car was throwing a code 26. While not known beforehand, this could have been programmed out the chip by you. This was no fault of yours, as I didn't know the computer would throw this code with a missing AIR system."
Sorry for not getting back to you right away, I've been gone for a few days on business. I appreciate your professionalism regarding this matter, but I have some things that need to be pointed out, and I think we can come to a reasonable accord.
As you recall from my last series of emails, here are the things that were wrong with the chip:
- Car would not idle well at all, it died until warmed up at least 5 minutes. I had trouble keeping the car running at stop signs (it kept wanting to stall). Your solution was to manipulate the throttle blades which should not have to be done.
- Car was running extremely rich - I could smell gas in the exhaust from in the house when the car warm enough to idle in the driveway. I went through two oil changes within 100 miles of each other and both changes indicated gas in the oil. As a matter of fact, when I changed the oil, it was thick with the stench of gasoline. I was concerned that the gas presence in the oil would wash down the cylinder walls and compromise the internal components and operations of the engine.
- The car was throwing a code 26. While not known beforehand, this could have been programmed out the chip by you. This was no fault of yours, as I didn't know the computer would throw this code with a missing AIR system.
I can understand the logic in your policy of not providing refunds. However, I'm not interested in copying the chip as I don't want to spend $1000.00 or so to obtain the programming equipment in order to do so. Furthermore, even if I could obtain the program, I wouldn't give this tune away as it stands.
Being the business owner, I believe that you can make exceptions to your refund policy in order to keep customers happy. In short, you provided me with a product that didn't work, I have no user for, and I want a refund. There was no disclosure by either you during your sales pitch or your website (which I have screen shots from) that you didn't provide a refund for your product.
In the final analysis, I have a useless chip and I'm out $260.00. Not to mention the fact that my original Ed Wright program was erased and I have no means of putting that program back on to the original PROM ($160.00). I've spent well over $600.00 for a program that I can actually use and I haven't even had the car on a dyno.
Thanks for your attention to this matter and I hope to hear from you soon.
Since the AIR system does nothing more than heat up the catalytic converters to provide better emissions standards, I seriously doubt the car would go into "limp home mode". I ran a 12.6 at almost 110 miles per hour in "limp home mode". Common sense should dictate that the car would not provide these performance numbers in this mode.
At the end of the day, its pretty simple. I got into tuning others chips by doing two guys chips on the forum, which I initially did for free, when they got the tunes and gained both considerable ETs(after each spending 1K dollars other places on tunes), they both insisted on me accepting some money. I told them forget it, I enjoyed the conversation and being able to help. They still insisted, and said they were sending me something. IT was 250 dollars. They told other friends and it continued. For every other tune I have kept it the SAME.
You have to realize one things. I DO not do these tunes as a benefit for my personal Income - sit with me a few evenings till late after my real job calculating and formulating a tune. Running around trying to mail them from this very desolate area I live in, which consumes an ENTIRE lunch break - throw in there answering 10 emails on average a day, most not even tuning related (answered about 6 today, on Christmas about headers, heads and sparkplugs just to name a few) and ask yourself then if its worth 250 dollars.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=948620
Again, my best wishes to you and yours during this Holiday Season.
For the others here who fail to see what has transpired, let me draw an analogy...
Suppose you just spent $5,000.00 on a new home theater system. You know the ones, they have the nice LCD widescreen display with surround sound speakers and a kick-butt receiver.
Now, you could just turn it on and listen, but you want the best for your system and you decide to have someone come to your house and "professionally" set it up for you. The charge? You got it - $250.00.
Now knowing that you've heard many great things about the guy doing the setup, you decide to go ahead and set up an appointment. The setup goes as scheduled and you turn on the system after you've cut the check and the installer has gone on his merry way.
Whoa! Something is really wrong with your components! Your speakers are squealing and the LCD TV has all kinds of wavy lines in it! You think to yourself "man, this isn't right". "I wonder if I'm doing damage to my system by leaving everything turned on?". You decide to err on the side of caution and turn everything off. Thinking about if for a while, you know that you better get this thing working because a bunch of your friends are coming over and you want to use the darn thing.
With your confidence shaken due to your experience with the first setup, you reluctantly decide to call a different installer who is also well known and highly recommended. This guy charges you $100.00 more than what you paid the first guy, but when you turn your system on, it's breathtaking. The sound is crisp and clear and the display on your TV is nothing short of awe-inspiring.
Thinking about what happened, you decide that the first installer really didn't do the job quite well enough. You weren't supplied with a quality product, and you feel that since you're out of $250.00 for something that you didn't trust using, you decide to ask for a refund.
"I have a strict no-refund policy" is the answer that you get. "What!?!?" "Wait a minute!" "You never told me that there was a strict no refund policy and I paid you for something that I can't use because it might damage my system!"
"Sorry, it's your fault that you didn't provide me with the amperage for your sub-woofer". "Since you already moved on and went with a different installer, there's nothing I can do for you." "Furthermore, the only thing you're going to accomplish is that you'll hurt many of my future customers, because I really don't do these setups to make money, I do it because I truly love helping people".
Does this make sense? I'm so exasperated!
What your failing to see with the whole analogy above is the guy was FULLY willing to fix the problem, and was NEVER given the opportunity to do so.
Fully willing when the initial tune done on bad information. That means more of MY time correcting your misinformation. I can assure you if you failed to tell the installer of your theater in the above scenerio the right room to install it in, and he did it in the wrong room per your instructions you would be paying the 250 again. The only difference in this situation was I was MORE THAN WILLING to devote more time into correcting the situation for you when it wasn't my mistake in the first place.
I was out of town fighting with GM on my "real" job and you decided on your own free will to contract another to do the tune. I was very disappointed that we did not simply work through the issue and MORESO that you had to spend more money when I could have simply corrected the issue.
As for the refund policy, I try to find the best in EVERYONE and try to not think people would take advantage of my time and efforts, but I am not nieve either. NOT SAYING YOU WOULD DO THIS. But I simply explained to you how easy it would be for someone to have me do a tune, copy the tune and say it did not work and program it onto another chip. Again I would like to believe that it would never happen, but I and you know eventually it would. again not saying you would, just generalizing. This policy is not uncommon in nearly every electonics application. And I assure you would not get anywhere with other people tuner in the same situation.
Again, this is very troublesome for me to see you pissed. I am not trying to point the finger of blame at you, and hope you can see that. I am only trying to make sense out of a situation I was not in control of but was willing to make RIGHT with a retune.
Your setup was NOT that exotic and I have done MANY that are much more involved. I knew there was something else the matter that we needed to get to the bottom of. As I explained before, the ECM even if the tune was off a little should have trimmed it. What you explained was gross fuel poring into the cylinders. This is not somehting that happens when a tune is slighly off. Something else is the matter.
In reference to your 8 tunes that week...Most of them were re-tunes. Which were for people that changed something and I was doing it for FREE. If I was making a killing on these tunes. I certainly would not be selling components from my car in other threads that I am probably going to regret getting rid of if my car slows down. ie, my cam and tranny.
Again I particularly don't like having to go on the defensive for something I really should not be resposible for in the first place, and moreso that I was willing to glady step up to the plate and redo the tune again. I am truely sorry you feel the way you do about the situation.
What your failing to see with the whole analogy above is the guy was FULLY willing to fix the problem, and was NEVER given the opportunity to do so.
Fully willing when the initial tune done on bad information. That means more of MY time correcting your misinformation. I can assure you if you failed to tell the installer of your theater in the above scenerio the right room to install it in, and he did it in the wrong room per your instructions you would be paying the 250 again. The only difference in this situation was I was MORE THAN WILLING to devote more time into correcting the situation for you when it wasn't my mistake in the first place.
I was out of town fighting with GM on my "real" job and you decided on your own free will to contract another to do the tune. I was very disappointed that we did not simply work through the issue and MORESO that you had to spend more money when I could have simply corrected the issue.
As for the refund policy, I try to find the best in EVERYONE and try to not think people would take advantage of my time and efforts, but I am not nieve either. NOT SAYING YOU WOULD DO THIS. But I simply explained to you how easy it would be for someone to have me do a tune, copy the tune and say it did not work and program it onto another chip. Again I would like to believe that it would never happen, but I and you know eventually it would. again not saying you would, just generalizing. This policy is not uncommon in nearly every electonics application. And I assure you would not get anywhere with other people tuner in the same situation.
Again, this is very troublesome for me to see you pissed. I am not trying to point the finger of blame at you, and hope you can see that. I am only trying to make sense out of a situation I was not in control of but was willing to make RIGHT with a retune.
Your setup was NOT that exotic and I have done MANY that are much more involved. I knew there was something else the matter that we needed to get to the bottom of. As I explained before, the ECM even if the tune was off a little should have trimmed it. What you explained was gross fuel poring into the cylinders. This is not somehting that happens when a tune is slighly off. Something else is the matter.
In reference to your 8 tunes that week...Most of them were re-tunes. Which were for people that changed something and I was doing it for FREE. If I was making a killing on these tunes. I certainly would not be selling components from my car in other threads that I am probably going to regret getting rid of if my car slows down. ie, my cam and tranny.
Again I particularly don't like having to go on the defensive for something I really should not be resposible for in the first place, and moreso that I was willing to glady step up to the plate and redo the tune again. I am truely sorry you feel the way you do about the situation.
) I'm just trying to make a point based on how I see things.If I send you back the chip and pay shipping both ways, can you provide me a better tune than what I'm running now?
If not, what happens then?
I'll pay for shipping of your programmed chip to you to-and-fro and if your second chip performs better than the Ed Wright fastchip (their first tune), I'll eat crow and become your biggest fan on the forum (along with sticking my size 12 shoe in my mouth). If your second chip does not out perform the Ed Wright chip, you provide me with a complete refund of my $280.00 ($250.00 for the chip, $10.00 initial shipping and $20.00 shipping to and fro). And feel free to keep the chip at my expense so you know no one else can copy it.
Since you've been contracted by several companies to provide professional tunes for their customers and you've made countless dollars from forum members, I think it's time to step up to the plate and put your tune where your mouth is.
I'll leave it up to the forum moderators and administrator to determine whether you should become a supporting tuner or not.
What say you? Are you up to the challenge?
But, I cant overstate how extremely thankfull I am that Ol'RJ is local and was willing to spend time helping me out, without him my car I would have been lost.
I really hope you get it sorted out.
But, I cant overstate how extremely thankfull I am that Ol'RJ is local and was willing to spend time helping me out, without him my car I would have been lost.
I really hope you get it sorted out.
I think in order to get the most from the mods, I'll have to get this thing tuned on a dyno and there goes another $500.00 +.
For everyone out there who wants to do heads and cam, just keep this in mind... All the parts in the world won't make you faster unless you have a properly tuned computer.










