FUNCOOL does it again!!!
Melting Slicks
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From: Tinker till it blows... then back it off a notch, maybe!!
St. Jude Donor '08
Hey Funk OOL
We have something for ya
My friend the G Man is going to put one of my modified maggies on his little forged 346
Then we're gonna show you some real maggie powa....
So, enjoy your 10.x quarter mile king of the maggies title for a little while longer, cause you are history, my friend.
You can spin your tires in 6th for all I care, but you are going down....as in downtown to china town....
We expect a written acknowledgement of your demise, once he breaks your Honda ish 1/4 mile time...so get ready..... 
We have something for ya
My friend the G Man is going to put one of my modified maggies on his little forged 346
Then we're gonna show you some real maggie powa....
So, enjoy your 10.x quarter mile king of the maggies title for a little while longer, cause you are history, my friend.
You can spin your tires in 6th for all I care, but you are going down....as in downtown to china town....
We expect a written acknowledgement of your demise, once he breaks your Honda ish 1/4 mile time...so get ready.....
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 2,184
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Hey Funk OOL
We have something for ya
My friend the G Man is going to put one of my modified maggies on his little forged 346
Then we're gonna show you some real maggie powa....
So, enjoy your 10.x quarter mile king of the maggies title for a little while longer, cause you are history, my friend.
You can spin your tires in 6th for all I care, but you are going down....as in downtown to china town....
We expect a written acknowledgement of your demise, once he breaks your Honda ish 1/4 mile time...so get ready.....
We have something for ya
My friend the G Man is going to put one of my modified maggies on his little forged 346
Then we're gonna show you some real maggie powa....
So, enjoy your 10.x quarter mile king of the maggies title for a little while longer, cause you are history, my friend.
You can spin your tires in 6th for all I care, but you are going down....as in downtown to china town....
We expect a written acknowledgement of your demise, once he breaks your Honda ish 1/4 mile time...so get ready.....
If your not the lead dog, the view's the same.
Come catch if you can. Woof!
p.s. Put your red Maggie back on, that way you'll stand a chance to catch!
Oh, and by the way, go Funk OOL yourself too!
Last edited by FunCool; Sep 23, 2007 at 12:59 AM.
Melting Slicks
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From: Tinker till it blows... then back it off a notch, maybe!!
St. Jude Donor '08
Do you alway's need people to fight your battles? Whatza matter, your big bad 3.3 all show and no go? I've been to the track with my Maggie. You just try to impress people by racing yourself on the highway.
If your not the lead dog, the view's the same.
Come catch if you can. Woof!
p.s. Put your red Maggie back on, that way you'll stand a chance to catch!
Oh, and by the way, go Funk OOL yourself too!
If your not the lead dog, the view's the same.
Come catch if you can. Woof!
p.s. Put your red Maggie back on, that way you'll stand a chance to catch!
Oh, and by the way, go Funk OOL yourself too!
You POS is not even close to being in the same league as my twin screw, so just giving you a fair fight,maggie to maggie, mano a mano. After all, I like you, remember?
You've been warned and you are on notice....got it?
When the G Man takes his car to Moroso and cleanns out your measly 10.9 1/4 time or whatever, then you can simply concede your useless crown...
Fair enough?
My car isn't even close to being ready...only 621rwhp/647rwt on a stock bottom end at 6.5 psi....when I have it ready, you'll hear about it.
We ain't afraid of taking them to the track, running from the dig and we ain't getin no mail order tune from lpe either...just hard core powa Florida style, my friend.
Enjoy it while you can, cause within 30 days...you're history.
Don't say I didn't warn ya, bro...
C ya Funk OOL .....Goin to polish the rotors...
Weez startin some Canadian/USA smacktalk
and gonna back it up with da goods....sleep well and get ready to retire that old dog...aka the heatalator... 
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 2,184
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You POS is not even close to being in the same league as my twin screw, so just giving you a fair fight,maggie to maggie, mano a mano. After all, I like you, remember?
You've been warned and you are on notice....got it?
When the G Man takes his car to Moroso and cleanns out your measly 10.9 1/4 time or whatever, then you can simply concede your useless crown...
Fair enough?
My car isn't even close to being ready...only 621rwhp/647rwt on a stock bottom end at 6.5 psi....when I have it ready, you'll hear about it.
We ain't afraid of taking them to the track, running from the dig and we ain't getin no mail order tune from lpe either...just hard core powa Florida style, my friend.
Enjoy it while you can, cause within 30 days...you're history.
Don't say I didn't warn ya, bro...
C ya Funk OOL .....Goin to polish the rotors...
Weez startin some Canadian/USA smacktalk and gonna back it up with da goods....sleep well and get ready to retire that old dog...aka the heatalator...
You've been warned and you are on notice....got it?
When the G Man takes his car to Moroso and cleanns out your measly 10.9 1/4 time or whatever, then you can simply concede your useless crown...
Fair enough?
My car isn't even close to being ready...only 621rwhp/647rwt on a stock bottom end at 6.5 psi....when I have it ready, you'll hear about it.
We ain't afraid of taking them to the track, running from the dig and we ain't getin no mail order tune from lpe either...just hard core powa Florida style, my friend.
Enjoy it while you can, cause within 30 days...you're history.
Don't say I didn't warn ya, bro...
C ya Funk OOL .....Goin to polish the rotors...
Weez startin some Canadian/USA smacktalk
and gonna back it up with da goods....sleep well and get ready to retire that old dog...aka the heatalator... When the hell were you at my Mechanic's shop?
That boost level must have been guaged on the Funkoolio guage!
Melting Slicks
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From: Tinker till it blows... then back it off a notch, maybe!!
St. Jude Donor '08
Oh...here it is
This isn't about you and me anyways, cause we're friends, remember?
The G Man wants the title...he's at just under 500 rwhp right now NA and he wants my modified maggie...you know the one that Steigmeyer modded for 20 psi?
The G Man will be looking for you....you can run, but you can't hide...
Last edited by RJW; Sep 23, 2007 at 02:01 AM.
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