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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 98C575k
Werent we having all these threads about nobody actually having their vette be a chic magnet? This would seem to be one (at least half way there).
Still doesn't work for me...
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:05 AM
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Maybe you could **** her back in the passenger seat and give her a filling.


Sorry, but couldn't resist after the cavity comment.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:10 AM
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Take her on a nice ride and show her what kind of ball's that thing has. You do understand I'm talking about the car. HaHa.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:34 AM
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Good for you!
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by EnglandGreen
Very Cool!!
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:37 AM
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Quick thinking. Perhaps one ride will lead to another.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 09:04 AM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 09:05 AM
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Nice reply , but be careful, remember she will have access to that drill while you are gassed out, and the dentist walks out of the room

BTW, I'm glad this wan't in Lakeway, Texas since my wife is a "young 50" dental assitant in the local dentist's office .

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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Prosecutor
Now it's your turn to fill her cavities. Sorry, couldn't resist.



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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Prosecutor
Now it's your turn to fill her cavities. Sorry, couldn't resist.
DAMN
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 10:28 AM
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Just make sure no buses are around when you open the door
for her.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lovemyc5vette
make sure you bring some ultra glide, at her age shes as dry as a barn board.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:04 PM
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so what car should I get to get the 20 year olds?
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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are you sure the dental assistant is a female???

i can't tell whether they are males or females after they turn 50...they all look the same to me
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
Nicely Done!
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Have Fun! Be safe! Always use protection! (errr seatbelts)
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Don't forget to say "AHHHHHHH."
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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...kids....
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreturn
are you sure the dental assistant is a female???

i can't tell whether they are males or females after they turn 50...they all look the same to me
shooot... i forgot the average vette owners' age was over 50. no wonder noboy's laughing at my lame joke.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 01:11 PM
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Not trying to steal the post but I had the same thing happen to me some years back.

I had a C4 vert at the time, top down and was with my wife, when a Jeep with three girls pulled up next to us at a light. Anyway, the girl on the passenger side kept call over to me, I was doing everything I could not to look but my wife said”Hey she’s talking to you”. I finally looked over and she said “hey nice car! I’ll do anything you want if you take me for a ride sometime” She proceeded to

Anyway, this happened right in front of my wife. I was just sitting there waiting for the light to change; it was the longest light I ever saw, soon thereafter my wife exchanged a few strong words with her before the light FINALLY turned green and I was out of there like a bat out of hell. Later for months after my wife kept asking me to sell the car so I finally ended up trading my wife in a few weeks later.
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