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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:28 PM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by gltrap54
Had an appointment with my dentist of 30+ years today & it was a beautiful day here in Kansas, so I decided to take my coupe to his office. After my appointment he & his dental assistant, an attractive, single lady my age (a young 50, divorced like myself) came out to check out my ride. He went back in, but she stayed. She eventually asked me " I hope you don't consider me forward, but would you give me a ride sometime?" I quickly replied " You mean in my Corvette?" We're on for Sunday afternoon!
hey bro,
i live in t-town too!
good luck on sunday


and hey, eg, that gif was hilarious.
live by the words of the hammer: "you got to pray just to make it today"
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 07:32 PM
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God, I wish I had teeth.........
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 08:25 PM
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Now it's your turn to fill her cavities. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 08:29 PM
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Right on!

Hello everyone in Topeka, KS! My birthplace and home town for over 23 years.
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YES!!!!!
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Originally Posted by BowtieDiva70
Men, they have very dirty minds!!!!!!
What was your first clue?

BTW we want pics! (oh, is that what you meant BD?)
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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 06:31 AM
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Old Mar 7, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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update: ..... ? Sunday has come and gone hasnt it?
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Update: Took the little " dental gal" for a spin Sunday. Weather in Kansas was spectacular, so we had a little lunch & took a nice cruise. She swears she can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose! We're on again for next weekend! I'll keep ya posted.
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Old Mar 7, 2005 | 10:00 PM
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"She swears she can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose!"

OK, so how does one lead into THAT discussion?

You ARE the master!
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Old Mar 7, 2005 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by gltrap54
Update: Took the little " dental gal" for a spin Sunday. Weather in Kansas was spectacular, so we had a little lunch & took a nice cruise. She swears she can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose! We're on again for next weekend! I'll keep ya posted.
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YOU THEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAN

Can't wait for the rest of the story.
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A very eloquent response .
Ding Ding Ding give that man a cigar , he's a winner .
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Old Mar 7, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MyOwn69
"She swears she can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose!"

OK, so how does one lead into THAT discussion?

You ARE the master!
Forget how you lead into it...what in the world do you say after it?!

And You are the master
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Originally Posted by speedfreek155
A very eloquent response .
Ding Ding Ding give that man a cigar , he's a winner .
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Dont forget your Viagra.
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Originally Posted by gltrap54
Update: Took the little " dental gal" for a spin Sunday. Weather in Kansas was spectacular, so we had a little lunch & took a nice cruise. She swears she can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose! We're on again for next weekend! I'll keep ya posted.
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So..... did you give her 50ft of hose?
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