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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 12:48 AM
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Tonight, the day before my new Vette arrives, I told the wife that I need to clean out the garage so I can park the new family addition in there.......She had the gall to say "You don't need to park the Corvette in the garage"........I just about died!! Anyone need a good looking blonde who doesn't understand the Corvette Owners mentality? Im giving one away !!!!!!



Russ........
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 12:52 AM
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well...is she good in bed? if so send her my way...jk man...you need to teach the wife!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 12:54 AM
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I have always wanted to post this....This post is USELESS without a Picture!!!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 12:58 AM
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Let me suggest you clean out a little bit more space than you originally planned, say enough to fit a small cot.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 12:59 AM
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You know the rules-----Pictures please
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 01:09 AM
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I thought ahead a little bit. I cleaned out the garage and THEN I bought the Corvette.

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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 01:19 AM
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Sorry 'bout the pic thing, but i don't know how to post pics! Probably could learn pretty quick, but just haven't taken the time yet!

For those who seem interested, I am taking offers and I can email pics!!!

And, look at the bright side, You'd probably gain another Vette after she wins it in the Divorce !!!!



Russ....
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 01:29 AM
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 01:51 AM
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Yeah, she needs to get her head right..
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 02:17 AM
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Blondes and vettes are supposed to go together....She must not be a true blonde!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by poolhustler
Tonight, the day before my new Vette arrives, I told the wife that I need to clean out the garage so I can park the new family addition in there.......She had the gall to say "You don't need to park the Corvette in the garage"........I just about died!! Anyone need a good looking blonde who doesn't understand the Corvette Owners mentality? Im giving one away !!!!!!



Russ........
Hey Russ I may be interested if you can PM me the pictures.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 02:30 AM
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Hey Russ, you can always get another woman but your vette will be with you for life....If you start taking crap now... then what will be next... stand your ground.... If you got a good job and are a provider.. then she is making an idle threat.. too many deadbeats out there to throw away someone who is good...You need to take a leap of faith..besides... the vette will get a replacement woman really fast..
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 03:55 AM
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I will help you find a lawyer!

My wife gets wordy at times, but she does it to get a rise out of me, gotten use to it. The worse is yet to come...wait until you start with the mods. Then let us know if you want to get rid of her...
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by poolhustler
Sorry 'bout the pic thing, but i don't know how to post pics! Probably could learn pretty quick, but just haven't taken the time yet!

For those who seem interested, I am taking offers and I can email pics!!!

And, look at the bright side, You'd probably gain another Vette after she wins it in the Divorce !!!!



Russ....

Hope you have a Pre Nup agreement
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:20 AM
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I would have to place the blame for this squarely in your lap. You have not spent the requisite time needed to properly train your wife.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Willfulone
I would have to place the blame for this squarely in your lap. You have not spent the requisite time needed to properly train your wife.
You should ne ashamed of yourself

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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:38 AM
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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If she's not 'vette toleranet' don't want her...
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:55 AM
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You can keep 'er!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:58 AM
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Russ,

No takers here. I already have an attractive blonde who just doesn't understand. Thats why I am looking for a house with a two car garage. One for all the crap, and one for the Vette.

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