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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 04:56 PM
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For some reason I have the great luck of parking my vette on the flight path of birds taking care of their business....Each time a bird s*#t's on my paint (never on the glass) it eats into the paint leaving a stain on my torch red beauty, immediately (ok, it might be a half hour)....Sure I fix it every day by wet sanding the area and polishing it out.....but I've had a lot of vehicles and never experienced this staining before....I hate the paint quality on my car....
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by nrotik
For some reason I have the great luck of parking my vette on the flight path of birds taking care of their business....Each time a bird s*#t's on my paint (never on the glass) it eats into the paint leaving a stain on my torch red beauty, immediately (ok, it might be a half hour)....Sure I fix it every day by wet sanding the area and polishing it out.....but I've had a lot of vehicles and never experienced this staining before....I hate the paint quality on my car....
What are you waxing/sealing the paint with? I've got Zaino on mine and the bird-doo usually rinses off, only rarely do I have to rub. Got a nuclear testing facility in the area perhaps??
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 05:15 PM
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I've had birds mess on my car before and it comes right off with no etching, etc. I use Armor All paste wax. Maybe you need to look into another wax product.
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 07:37 PM
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I know exactly what you mean. The Vette's paint is VERY soft and fragile.

I know this may sound a bit nuts, but try it anyway. The next time you clean off some bird crap wait a few days before you sand out the etched area. You might find that the area has disappeared on its own!

Have you ever rubbed/sanded out an etched section and have it return the next day? I bet you have. It seems that the acid burns off slowly and comes back if you don't wait until it has completely evaporated.

On more than one ocassion I've have some bird crap ecthing totally disappear after a few days. It seems the clear coat refills when the acid is totally gone.

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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 07:48 PM
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I know what you mean. As soon as I finish waxing the car a bird takes a dump on it.
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 09:22 PM
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Dude,......what color is it? some colors DO attract this kind of response,.... RED is the worst ,....................ya,.........mines red!
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 09:27 PM
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This is why I carry around a tiny spray bottle (2oz) filled with meguires final touch, and a small terry cloth towel.

Try seagull crap, it is like something fred flintstone would be pissed at.

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I know what you mean. As soon as I finish waxing the car a bird takes a dump on it.

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We have giant grackels in Dallas, damn things must poop pure acid!
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 10:25 PM
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Get Rejex
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark-Knight
We have giant grackels in Dallas, damn things must poop pure acid!
We are on the Canadian Goose North-South Flyway. Ever had a cow poop on your car? A goose is just about as bad.
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Old Nov 4, 2005 | 10:58 PM
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The paint on these cars absolutely sucks the big one. I cannot believe the poor quality of it. It scuffs like no other paint on a vehicle I've had - not to mention the bird crap etchings if there's not a good coat of wax on it. Nature of the beast, unfortunately.
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Old Nov 5, 2005 | 05:49 AM
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I HAVE HAD GOOD LUCK WITH REJEX
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What do you expect? Think about it from a bird's perspective. If you were going to take a dump, would you look for an old, dirty beater or a car that's clean and shiney? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out. Someone needs to come up with a disguise to make our pride and joy look like a piece of crap. (No pun intended.)
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Old Nov 5, 2005 | 06:59 AM
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ummmm, short of carrying a car cover with you at all times to use when you park the car, or perhaps always parking in an enclosed area, this is going to happen regardless of what you drive. there are far bigger fish in life to fry. bummer. bub
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Originally Posted by ebubman
ummmm, short of carrying a car cover with you at all times to use when you park the car,
I'm thinking about marketing a product called "Poop-n-Peel." What do you think?
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