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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 08:47 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 08:47 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:08 AM
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Funny stuff...accurate too!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:16 AM
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Funny but true.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:23 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:41 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:56 AM
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As my dear old departed Uncle would say, "A tool for every job and a job for every tool". As he was driving a nail with a crescent wrench!

Great list.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 10:03 AM
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Lol this thread just made a gaming and computer news website I frequent. It seems someone linked it to Bluesnews.com. I clicked on it and said wth?! I'm back to my Homepage? hehe
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 10:42 AM
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Own most of those???

Hell! I've LOST most of those!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 10:48 AM
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"they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand."

That was my favorite- I am now in tears from laughing so much! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Nulltime
Lol this thread just made a gaming and computer news website I frequent. It seems someone linked it to Bluesnews.com. I clicked on it and said wth?! I'm back to my Homepage? hehe
That's so cool!
Bluesnews has been my Mecca since its very beginning, like 10 years ago!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 11:02 AM
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Great stuff. Thanks for the laugh
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Now that is funny.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 11:45 AM
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Great stuff but you forgot the ( where the hell's that damn tool) thats the one the kids,wife or neighbor borrowed and never put back.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 01:05 PM
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quite sure this was from Peter Egan's column in Road & Track magazine some time ago.
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Can't believe I saw this on Bluenews also!

2 of my favorites sites
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Very good!!!
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Now that's some funny stuff!

OMG! I was rolling

I think what makes it so much funnier, is the "Been there, done that" element.

Thanks for the laughs...
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