Then stop acting like you're 97! 
Challenged!
Le Mans Master
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From: "This is not a psychotic episode, but a cleansing moment of clarity."
What's with all this "if I were 20 years younger" business?
Pop a Viagra, wash it down with Red Bull, and GO MAN, GO!!!
Just (and I mean ABSOLUTELY) kidding. I respect your restraint and wisdom, for it is a quality I share with you.
But I'm not adverse to going for the cheap laugh every now and then.
Pop a Viagra, wash it down with Red Bull, and GO MAN, GO!!!
Just (and I mean ABSOLUTELY) kidding. I respect your restraint and wisdom, for it is a quality I share with you.
But I'm not adverse to going for the cheap laugh every now and then.
Race Director
Joined: Apr 2002
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From: Far side of the Moon
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Originally Posted by JMc
Pop a Viagra, wash it down ... and GO MAN, GO!!!
Take the race to the track and have some fun. I assume you mean a road course. Go have fun.
Burning Brakes
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 818
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From: Senecaville Ohio
Gotta give her a 
.
Only because I like fiesty women
like myself.
It makes more "TomBoy's"
out there that keeps you guys really hoppin 
.
I know you would have creamed her
and I agree not to race on the road 
,
but here's to another women giving it a try
Laurie (TomBoy)
. Only because I like fiesty women
like myself.It makes more "TomBoy's"
out there that keeps you guys really hoppin . I know you would have creamed her
and I agree not to race on the road ,but here's to another women giving it a try
Laurie (TomBoy)
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: Fort Wayne IN
Originally Posted by BlueDragon
The race is unimportant it is what you get when you win!
I am an old fart and about a year ago this young pretty thang pulled in to the gas station next to me with a older Mustang and asked if I wanted to race! I never hesitated and with my best dirty ole man smile asked, "What do I get when I win?" And she, without hesitation slapped me! All I could do is laugh! It was not a hard slap and the impish smile on here face spoke volumes! I invited her to coffee and she accepted!
First, I would have never raced her on the street and second, well, we'll leave second up to your imagination! It was a great day for man~kind!
As a once great famous man said, " That was a speci meatball"
I am an old fart and about a year ago this young pretty thang pulled in to the gas station next to me with a older Mustang and asked if I wanted to race! I never hesitated and with my best dirty ole man smile asked, "What do I get when I win?" And she, without hesitation slapped me! All I could do is laugh! It was not a hard slap and the impish smile on here face spoke volumes! I invited her to coffee and she accepted!
First, I would have never raced her on the street and second, well, we'll leave second up to your imagination! It was a great day for man~kind!
As a once great famous man said, " That was a speci meatball"
Melting Slicks
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Rhode Island
Originally Posted by BlueDragon
The race is unimportant it is what you get when you win!
I am an old fart and about a year ago this young pretty thang pulled in to the gas station next to me with a older Mustang and asked if I wanted to race! I never hesitated and with my best dirty ole man smile asked, "What do I get when I win?" And she, without hesitation slapped me! All I could do is laugh! It was not a hard slap and the impish smile on here face spoke volumes! I invited her to coffee and she accepted!
First, I would have never raced her on the street and second, well, we'll leave second up to your imagination! It was a great day for man~kind!
As a once great famous man said, " That was a speci meatball"
I am an old fart and about a year ago this young pretty thang pulled in to the gas station next to me with a older Mustang and asked if I wanted to race! I never hesitated and with my best dirty ole man smile asked, "What do I get when I win?" And she, without hesitation slapped me! All I could do is laugh! It was not a hard slap and the impish smile on here face spoke volumes! I invited her to coffee and she accepted!
First, I would have never raced her on the street and second, well, we'll leave second up to your imagination! It was a great day for man~kind!
As a once great famous man said, " That was a speci meatball"
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Dec 2005
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From: Florida
There are no tracks around here that I know of and I am not going to street race. I have two little boys that I need to stick around long enough to see them grow up and buy their first Vette! I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!
I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!
Le Mans Master
Joined: May 2004
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From: Manassas VA
Originally Posted by shannanl
There are no tracks around here that I know of and I am not going to street race. I have two little boys that I need to stick around long enough to see them grow up and buy their first Vette! I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!
I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!Boooo!!! Hissssssss!!! Take her to the interstate, wait till the coast is clear, roll to 35, and sprint to 70(or whatever the posted speed limit is...) Get off at the next exit, and go back to work. No need to go out to buy a helmet and wait in line and roast your tires and all that... Plus, no laws broken, she'll shut up, and you won't have the ol' "what if" itch.
Drifting
Joined: Oct 2003
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From: San Antonio TX
Originally Posted by wit2pz
Boooo!!! Hissssssss!!! Take her to the interstate, wait till the coast is clear, roll to 35, and sprint to 70(or whatever the posted speed limit is...) Get off at the next exit, and go back to work. No need to go out to buy a helmet and wait in line and roast your tires and all that... Plus, no laws broken, she'll shut up, and you won't have the ol' "what if" itch.
I dont care, but you are incorrect first off it is a "contest of speed" and if an accedent happens then both parties are liable (ie god forbid she kills herself or some one else then he is leagle responsable for it)
second even with out the contest of speed there is "improper start" also called "display of acceleration" at least on this one he would only be responsable for himself not her actions.
just FYI
More Than Zero
Le Mans Master
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From: "This is not a psychotic episode, but a cleansing moment of clarity."
Originally Posted by shannanl
There are no tracks around here that I know of and I am not going to street race. I have two little boys that I need to stick around long enough to see them grow up and buy their first Vette! I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!
I don't have anything to prove to her or anybody. I own one of the nicest cars built and I am happy with that!
