Funny stuff. Hope no TX LEOs take offence. Then again...
C5 Joke
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Instructor
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From: Hot Springs arkansas
C5 Joke
>A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for
>speeding (in a C5 Corvette). The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and
>in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
>uncomfortable.
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> Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the
> ticket As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were
> buzzing around his head.
> The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
>
> The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
> what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
>
> "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang
> around ranches. They're called circle flies because they' re almost always
> found circling around the back end of a horse."
>
> The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
> moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ***?"
>
> "No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
> respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's
> ***."
>
> "That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
> ticket.
>
> After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
> drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though".
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>speeding (in a C5 Corvette). The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and
>in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
>uncomfortable.
>
> Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the
> ticket As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were
> buzzing around his head.
> The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
>
> The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
> what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
>
> "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang
> around ranches. They're called circle flies because they' re almost always
> found circling around the back end of a horse."
>
> The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
> moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ***?"
>
> "No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
> respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's
> ***."
>
> "That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
> ticket.
>
> After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
> drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though".
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Pretty good....may have to try that one out sometime since I live in Texas...hehehehe... Our cops here can be pretty cool! Some even have a pretty decent sense of humor!
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From: Mustang OK
Originally Posted by teagueO
Keepin it going for those who missed earlier!
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