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[Z06] Learned my lesson
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From: ashburn va
Learned my lesson
Ok so there was a grogeous blonde next to me at stoplight, and she says 'hey is that fast? ' I reply, let's go for a ride and I'll show you'. Being the young man that I am I fell for the ego trap. So she hops in and I forget that I am no longer in a kids car and I nail it, first then second powershift and the rear brakes loose and I nearly loose control and hit a tree. I will NEVER make this mistake again as it may kill me and some innocent people ... just wanted to confess and clear my guilty conscience 
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That's where you 'splain that you were just showing her how well Active Handling works, and that your car - while being rocketship quick - is also a technological marvel. Get's 'em every time... 
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Oh brother, you missed the whole point. She didn't give a damn about how fast the car was. She was picking you up, man. Instead of nailing the gas, you should have taken her for a nice spirited but very controlled ride and some conversation telling her how you don't like to race the car on the street (but if she'd like to go out to the track with you some time....), stopped at your favorite pub for a couple drinks, and then taken her home and nailed HER! Just my $.02, but next time, be a man, not a macho kid. That way, you get to keep the car AND the beautiful blonde.
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Originally Posted by FasterIsBetter
Oh brother, you missed the whole point. She didn't give a damn about how fast the car was. She was picking you up, man. Instead of nailing the gas, you should have taken her for a nice spirited but very controlled ride and some conversation telling her how you don't like to race the car on the street (but if she'd like to go out to the track with you some time....), stopped at your favorite pub for a couple drinks, and then taken her home and nailed HER! Just my $.02, but next time, be a man, not a macho kid. That way, you get to keep the car AND the beautiful blonde.
He gets it.
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Originally Posted by FasterIsBetter
Oh brother, you missed the whole point. She didn't give a damn about how fast the car was. She was picking you up, man. Instead of nailing the gas, you should have taken her for a nice spirited but very controlled ride and some conversation telling her how you don't like to race the car on the street (but if she'd like to go out to the track with you some time....), stopped at your favorite pub for a couple drinks, and then taken her home and nailed HER! Just my $.02, but next time, be a man, not a macho kid. That way, you get to keep the car AND the beautiful blonde.
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Originally Posted by FasterIsBetter
Oh brother, you missed the whole point. She didn't give a damn about how fast the car was. She was picking you up, man. Instead of nailing the gas, you should have taken her for a nice spirited but very controlled ride and some conversation telling her how you don't like to race the car on the street (but if she'd like to go out to the track with you some time....), stopped at your favorite pub for a couple drinks, and then taken her home and nailed HER! Just my $.02, but next time, be a man, not a macho kid. That way, you get to keep the car AND the beautiful blonde.
A very wise man....excellent advice.
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From: Middleboro Massachusetts
Watch the road, not her T$TS!! 
Glad you didn't wreck the car at least. Gonna have to do the cold shower mod. to the Z. hehe!! It probably scared her, and now she thinks you are a MaNiAc!! She's thinking that kind of behavior...... may translate into the bedroom, hmm??
Glad you didn't wreck the car at least. Gonna have to do the cold shower mod. to the Z. hehe!! It probably scared her, and now she thinks you are a MaNiAc!! She's thinking that kind of behavior...... may translate into the bedroom, hmm??