Don't you hate it when...
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Melting Slicks
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Don't you hate it when...
Don't you hate it when you go to an auto parts store or to an oil change shop 
and the workers there think they know more about your car than you do? You just want to get in and get out, but they want to try to 'show off their car knowledge' by telling you what mods you should've done, etc.
Kid: That Vette has the 350 right?
Me: Well, it's a 346 technically.
Kid: Oh, you should've got the 350. They are alot faster.
This is the same place where a 17-18 y/o kid claimed to have build several Corvette 'race' motors and then proceeds to ask me what type of engine I have so he can get me the right part number for the wiper blades I came in for.
Me: I need the part number for replacement wiper blades for a C5 Corvette.
Kid: What year?
Me: 97-04, it doesn't matter really.
Kid: Well it's asking me for a year.
Me: 2003
Kid: LS1 or LS6 motor?
Me: You are looking up wiper blades correct?
and the workers there think they know more about your car than you do? You just want to get in and get out, but they want to try to 'show off their car knowledge' by telling you what mods you should've done, etc.Kid: That Vette has the 350 right?
Me: Well, it's a 346 technically.
Kid: Oh, you should've got the 350. They are alot faster.
This is the same place where a 17-18 y/o kid claimed to have build several Corvette 'race' motors and then proceeds to ask me what type of engine I have so he can get me the right part number for the wiper blades I came in for.
Me: I need the part number for replacement wiper blades for a C5 Corvette.
Kid: What year?
Me: 97-04, it doesn't matter really.
Kid: Well it's asking me for a year.
Me: 2003
Kid: LS1 or LS6 motor?
Me: You are looking up wiper blades correct?
Last edited by Ryan L; Jan 12, 2007 at 09:11 AM.
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I like hearing the Morons at work tell co-workers about Vettes or any car for that matter. I didn't realize that the HHR had 500 hp bone stock! Or that the new bone stock Mustang GTs are faster than the C5 Vettes. I just listen and learn.
While I'm ranting - my local Lowe's has a bunch of kids who don't know crap about crap. Might as well ask the shiny floor questions. I'll shut up now.
While I'm ranting - my local Lowe's has a bunch of kids who don't know crap about crap. Might as well ask the shiny floor questions. I'll shut up now.
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I just buy my own at the Auto store! So I don't have to go through that. Some just feel obligated to fit in I guess!
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Live and learn. Most of the time the "kid" behind the counter is making minimum wage, embibing on spirits and couldn't care LESS about your car. They DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD by their management if they are told at all. Grin and bear it.
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Don't you hate it when you go to an auto parts store or to an oil change shop ........
This is the same place where a 17-18 y/o kid claimed to have build several Corvette 'race' motors and then proceeds to ask me what type of engine I have so he can get me the right part number for the wiper blades I came in for.
Me: I need the part number for replacement wiper blades for a C5 Corvette.
Kid: What year?
Me: 97-04, it doesn't matter really.
Kid: Well it's asking me for a year.
Me: 2003
Kid: LS1 or LS6 motor?
Me: You are looking up wiper blades correct?
........This is the same place where a 17-18 y/o kid claimed to have build several Corvette 'race' motors and then proceeds to ask me what type of engine I have so he can get me the right part number for the wiper blades I came in for.
Me: I need the part number for replacement wiper blades for a C5 Corvette.
Kid: What year?
Me: 97-04, it doesn't matter really.
Kid: Well it's asking me for a year.
Me: 2003
Kid: LS1 or LS6 motor?
Me: You are looking up wiper blades correct?
I suspect it's programmed that way so that if you want wiper blades, a serpentine belt, and an oil filter you only have to enter the vehicle data once, not for each part. This is especially true for vehicles such as, say, a Pontiac Grand Prix, where there is a possible significant difference in the parts based on the engine.
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Thats why you should always know what u are looking for when you walk in and try not to listion to much advice from them... When my mother walks in there she listions to them and they have a hay day trying to get to buy as much as possible.. when she gets home i take half of the **** back and demand my money and say thanks for giving her the lousy advice Jack!! 
every time
every time
Melting Slicks
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Thats why you should always know what u are looking for when you walk in and try not to listion to much advice from them... When my mother walks in there she listions to them and they have a hay day trying to get to buy as much as possible.. when she gets home i take half of the **** back and demand my money and say thanks for giving her the lousy advice Jack!! every time
every time
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To be fair to the "kid" ... try looking up a part like a wiper blade on line at www.napaautoparts.com and you'll see the first thing you're gonna have to enter is the Make/Model/Year/Engine before you can look up a part. You might know that the wiper blades are interchangeable between a LS1 and LS6, but the computer doesn't, but it does know that certain transmission and other parts are different.
I suspect it's programmed that way so that if you want wiper blades, a serpentine belt, and an oil filter you only have to enter the vehicle data once, not for each part. This is especially true for vehicles such as, say, a Pontiac Grand Prix, where there is a possible significant difference in the parts based on the engine.
I suspect it's programmed that way so that if you want wiper blades, a serpentine belt, and an oil filter you only have to enter the vehicle data once, not for each part. This is especially true for vehicles such as, say, a Pontiac Grand Prix, where there is a possible significant difference in the parts based on the engine.
Well put. Like the saying goes, "the true measure of a man is how he treats those that have no value to him."
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Having worked in one during college, I can vouch for the fact that most of the folks in there are idiots. I know I was when I started, but I tried to hide it and learn as much as possible from the knowledgable people that came in. Then I only talked about what I knew. The other guys in there would try and impress all the local guys with their "knowledge" about the cars they would be working on. There was no end to the stupid floating around in that place.
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After working there for a while, I'm sure it was pretty easy to pick out who to listen to, and who to just get through the bs so you could help the next customer.