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Awright you Philistines, time to show some class. The sublime experience that is Corvette demands to be celebrated in haiku. Let's see a little creativity here.
Below are my own poor efforts. I know many can do better. Please chime in.
I think I'm in love
So much more than just a car
Chevrolet Corvette
Sebring silver paint
And Torch Red interior
Garish? I like it
Hard on the throttle
The most fun with your clothes on
Acceleration
Faster we go now
Push the pedal to the floor
Blue lights flash behind
Slinky and sexy
Curves like a gorgeous woman
Most desirable
Low roof and long doors
Too hard to get in and out
Old age is a bitch
hehehehe...after 13 years of martial arts I've seen so many of these and the thought that went into them...I'm not sure how many members here will understand what these really are..but they have surprised me before!
Life's spent, the days pass...
Hit the gas, many cars do I pass...
Youth regained...