Modfluenza
Melting Slicks
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: Plainfield Ill.
Vette Illnesses
Here are some illnesses you'll probably contract while here on the forum and while owning a Vette
1.You've already named one of them "Modfluenza"
2.Pneu"MOD"nia in which you will keep on coughing out "green stuff" to buy more stuff for your car
3.It's sometimes comes with MOD fever which I know Tylenol or Motrin won't cure
4.MRSA - My Recent Strip/Street Accessory purchase which is highly contagious
5.CDW ( Corvette Driving Withdrawal) which I was recently diagnosed with
6.Al"MOD"zheimer's -symptoms are being forgetful on how money you've already spent on your car
7.Mod Bug infestation -sticks to your skin like hell -very hard to shake off and sometimes they don't let go
8. Gastro"MOD"enitis - are stomach cramps after finding out how much you spent on mods
So far, those are the illnesses identified by Dr. Vette-initis Smith
1.You've already named one of them "Modfluenza"
2.Pneu"MOD"nia in which you will keep on coughing out "green stuff" to buy more stuff for your car
3.It's sometimes comes with MOD fever which I know Tylenol or Motrin won't cure
4.MRSA - My Recent Strip/Street Accessory purchase which is highly contagious
5.CDW ( Corvette Driving Withdrawal) which I was recently diagnosed with
6.Al"MOD"zheimer's -symptoms are being forgetful on how money you've already spent on your car
7.Mod Bug infestation -sticks to your skin like hell -very hard to shake off and sometimes they don't let go
8. Gastro"MOD"enitis - are stomach cramps after finding out how much you spent on mods
So far, those are the illnesses identified by Dr. Vette-initis Smith
