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Jan 22, 2008 | 10:20 PM

#21

Zozzie

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From: Woodstock Ontario

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Originally Posted by Don't wake me

A little ZAINO and that'll buff right out.

Yebbut what's the point? The first guys would just go and run over an IED that they'd misplaced.

Jan 22, 2008 | 10:24 PM

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HOMERLIKEBEER

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From: Wenatchee WA

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Originally Posted by Zozzie

I think these guys would cry if they even saw a Corvette -

Probably this guy too -

A LITTLE ZAINO AND THAT WILL BUFF RIGHT OUT!

Jan 22, 2008 | 10:27 PM

#23

ssdeuce

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From: Harriman Tennessee

That is a great thought of the day

Jan 22, 2008 | 10:44 PM

#24

Zozzie

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From: Woodstock Ontario

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Originally Posted by Zozzie

Yebbut what's the point? The first guys would just go and run over an IED that they'd misplaced.

Here's the fitting dialog, stolen and adapted from Trains, Planes and Automobiles -

Osama: Top of the morning officer, Is there something I can help you with?
Officer: What the hell are you driving here?
Osama: We had a small explosion last night...hee...heee. But we caught it in the nick of time.
Officer: You have any idea how fast you were going?
Osama: Fondly enough I was just talking to my friend about that....our speedometer is melted....and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy how fast we were going.
Officer: 78 miles per hour.
Osama: Whew....78 huh? Well...yeah....I could buy that...sure I guess...you know...uhhh...you'd know better than us uuhhh....especially since we've got a melted speedometer.
Officer: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
Osama: Yes I do....Yes I really do...I believe that....I know it's not pretty to look at....but It'll get you where you want to go.
Officer: Now you have no outside mirror.
Osama: No we lost that.
Officer: You have no functioning gauges.
Osama: No...not a one. However the radio still works...funny as that may seem...with all this mess the radio is the only thing really working good. Clear as a bell, don't ask me how.