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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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I've heard that bare breasts make a great squeegee. I've been attempting to get my wife to try this for years
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by VERTC5
I've heard that bare breasts make a great squeegee. I've been attempting to get my wife to try this for years
no... actually they dont work so well for that
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jrose7004
My wife wouldn't dream of washing any car!
Years ago she tried with different automobiles we had, but I had to tell her "back away from the car!" And it's been like that ever since.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:16 AM
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She knows that when I am cleaning my cars its better to let me do it by myself anyway. I am kind of **** about my cars and bikes.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:17 AM
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Whether it be my ex-wife or now my fiancee they learned pretty
quickly that detailing a car isn't like wiping down the kitchen.They leave that part of the kingdom to me.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by VERTC5
I've heard that bare breasts make a great squeegee. I've been attempting to get my wife to try this for years .

Originally Posted by khblair
no... actually they dont work so well for that
I'd like to see photographic evidence of this please.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by NDMIKE88
First of all..............pics of said wife (in a bikini of course)
Second tell her (after we see the pics) to stay in the kitchen were she belongs and stay the hell out of the garage!
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 07:39 PM
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My wife hasn't washed a car since that wand came loose from her hand on our Cadillac...... THANK GOD!
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Been married for thirty years Never have seen her wash a car, not even the windows. Her Harley, on the other hand, gets more attention than I do. She'll spend hours detailing her Softail. She even changes the oil in the engine, tranmission and primary. She's removed and installed both the front and rear wheels by herself and helped me replace the drive belt on it. I just love her to death!
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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Spoucal abuse YEA i got this



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