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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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Took the '04 to get the alignment checked at the tire shop where I'd bought the tires a few months ago. They do a lot of Corvette work and were recomended to me by friends who own a auto repair shop and are Corvette owners too.
Got there on time, was put on the rack within 5 minutes.
Then all of a sudden I hear............ "Corvette.......... hay, look at that Callaway sticker on the windshield.......... that's BS..........".
The wall between the public's waiting/office and the work shop isn't sound proof. I heard it. The Office manager heard it. I instantly felt my blood pressure shoot up and the entire room knew it. The office manager and I locked eyes and I said and I quote...." You tell that Smart A$$ to lift the hood and he'll eat those words."
The office manager got with the shop manager. Don't know what was said but shortly the shop manager came out and informed me that my alignment was spot on and suggested that the wear to the outside of my front tires was due to "agressive cornering".
Now I know BS when I hear it. Guess he wanted to sooth my obvious displeasure over the comments I heard. Probably embarassed over the "newbe's" comments too.
When I left they knew I wouldn't be back by the black stripes left in the road in front of their shop.
In todays market place...... You Don't Pizz Off The Customers.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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I would of cared less what he said....
Does someone needs a group hug?

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Not sure what got you so tweaked. After checking your alignment, they should have offered to blow the sand out of your vagina. Oh, and windshield stickers are pretty 1987...
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:42 PM
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Not sure where you went but that sucks. I actually had mine done at the dealer when they replaced the front spring.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:45 PM
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You wouldn't want that guy to open your engine bay anyway. Him telling you how you drive is what would have set me off though. So did the get the alignment right?

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I would of cared less what he said....
Does someone needs a group hug?



No man. It's just that in a place that does a good deal of Corvette work you'd think that a little more respect would be in order.
It's like cursing in Church. It comes out of left field, hits you for a loop, and ruins any feeling of sanctuary you have.
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Originally Posted by AlexSmith
You wouldn't want that guy to open your engine bay anyway. Him telling you how you drive is what would have set me off though. So did the get the alignment right?

-Alex
The alignment was good. No adjustment needed. I'll just play with the air pressure to see if there's any change. Currently running 29psi. Might up it a bit.
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The last "Tire Monkey" thread did not go well for the OP

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Originally Posted by rspreng_Z06
Not sure where you went but that sucks. I actually had mine done at the dealer when they replaced the front spring.
It wasn't in Knoxville. It was in Kingsport, TN.
Not going to name any names. Might have been a bad day, full moon, whatever...... may not happen to anyone else.
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Originally Posted by YELLOHHH
Not sure what got you so tweaked. After checking your alignment, they should have offered to blow the sand out of your vagina. Oh, and windshield stickers are pretty 1987...
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by YELLOHHH
Not sure what got you so tweaked. After checking your alignment, they should have offered to blow the sand out of your vagina. Oh, and windshield stickers are pretty 1987...
You just proved you're a Corvette A**by burning rubber.

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it's a chevy....
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Originally Posted by Vega$Vette
You just proved you're a Corvette A**by burning rubber.

Then drive a Prius.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Willfulone
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The last "Tire Monkey" thread did not go well for the OP

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Originally Posted by Willfulone
BTW

The last "Tire Monkey" thread did not go well for the OP

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i remember that one.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/show...ghlight=monkey
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:30 PM
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oh well scratch em off your list of places ill go back to
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Well.......it seems you really showed them......by burning a few hundred miles off your tires that they made $ on selling you.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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So is it a real production Callaway or what? That's probably what he was referring to. If it's not, the sticker and free advertisement needs to go.
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