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Old May 28, 2009 | 09:45 PM
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will be telling that one tomm. on the jobI drive I-95 everyday

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Old May 28, 2009 | 09:53 PM
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[QUOTE=Navyvette04;1570248414]
Originally Posted by MIKE-C5
The driver leans back in his car seat
and the cop sees a woman sitting beside him. She looked pale as a
ghost. “What happened to her?” the officer asks?


WOW, I thought this joke was going in a complete different direction !!
LOL you and me both.
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Old May 28, 2009 | 09:59 PM
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Nice.

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Old May 28, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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This explains I-94 in Michigan!
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Old May 29, 2009 | 02:06 AM
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Gotta TRY and remember that one!!
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Old May 29, 2009 | 06:14 AM
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Good One
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Old May 29, 2009 | 07:20 AM
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very nice
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Old May 29, 2009 | 07:26 AM
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Old May 29, 2009 | 07:53 AM
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Ha Ha
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Old May 29, 2009 | 10:42 AM
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Old May 29, 2009 | 10:49 AM
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Good joke!
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Old May 29, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by GETOPLES
In Toronto Canada our major hi-ways are called the 400 series.
Yea, but when I lived in Toronto you were lucky to be able to go over 5kph due to traffic at rush hour... on the 400 or the 401.... Even on the 401 with 8 lanes each way !!!



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Old May 29, 2009 | 07:59 PM
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Old May 29, 2009 | 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jdmvette
just a little...
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Old May 29, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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I don't see how it's a "corvette joke" besides the fact that the guy just happened to be driving one..
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Old Jun 4, 2009 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by peter pan
Cool joke, what is up with your stupid avatar
Click on it
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Old Jun 4, 2009 | 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Coolface08
I don't see how it's a "corvette joke" besides the fact that the guy just happened to be driving one..
because your honda will do 160?
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Originally Posted by PETE O.
Fun-neeeeeee
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Old Jun 4, 2009 | 07:25 AM
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Good one
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Old Jun 4, 2009 | 08:36 AM
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