Corvette Joke
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Corvette Joke
There was a Corvette that was going very slowly down the highway and went through a speed trap. A State Trooper pulled the car
over. “What have I done wrong officer” the driver asks? “You are
going 26 mph on a major highway. There is a law against that, you
must go at least 50 mph”, the officer says to the driver. “But when I
turned on the highway the sign said 26” the driver says! “HA, HA,
HA” the officer laughs out loud. “That’s because this is Interstate 26!
The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The driver leans back in his car seat
and the cop sees a woman sitting beside him. She looked pale as a
ghost. “What happened to her?” the officer asks? I don’t know but she’s been like that since we got off interstate 160.”
over. “What have I done wrong officer” the driver asks? “You are
going 26 mph on a major highway. There is a law against that, you
must go at least 50 mph”, the officer says to the driver. “But when I
turned on the highway the sign said 26” the driver says! “HA, HA,
HA” the officer laughs out loud. “That’s because this is Interstate 26!
The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The driver leans back in his car seat
and the cop sees a woman sitting beside him. She looked pale as a
ghost. “What happened to her?” the officer asks? I don’t know but she’s been like that since we got off interstate 160.”
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[QUOTE=MIKE-C5;1570241096]
The driver leans back in his car seat
and the cop sees a woman sitting beside him. She looked pale as a
ghost. “What happened to her?” the officer asks?
WOW, I thought this joke was going in a complete different direction !!
The driver leans back in his car seat
and the cop sees a woman sitting beside him. She looked pale as a
ghost. “What happened to her?” the officer asks?
WOW, I thought this joke was going in a complete different direction !!
