Funniest Lunch Ever!!!! Please read!
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From: Odessa Texas
Funniest Lunch Ever!!!! Please read!
So i went to lunch with my gf and one of her friends, that ended up bringing her guy "friend" Throughout the lunch he finally ask me what i drive, i turn around and point to the nice clean vette outside. Hoping for a decent conversation, the first thing he says is oh i can smash you... He drives a dodge ram crew cab.... 
This being the first time meeting him, i decide not to make him feel bad. So the first question i ask is,"Oh really, so what do you have under the hood?" His response, " intake and bullydog chip" He then asked me what ls engine i have. After telling him i have the ls1 he then responds saying oh my truck has the ls2....??? Since when did dodge get rid of the hemi and start putting ls2 in their trucks. Laughing inside, he tells me that he has raced a mustang gt 500 and cobras, and they barely beat him, and then proceeds to say that he has also raced a c6 zr1. I ask him how that went, and he says that the zr1 was no competition for him and he took it like nothing........ That must be one very FAST truck if you ask me. I kept all my laughter inside and waited till i got into my car, i havent stopped laughing since then. I dont know about you guys, but whats your opinion on this? 
This being the first time meeting him, i decide not to make him feel bad. So the first question i ask is,"Oh really, so what do you have under the hood?" His response, " intake and bullydog chip" He then asked me what ls engine i have. After telling him i have the ls1 he then responds saying oh my truck has the ls2....??? Since when did dodge get rid of the hemi and start putting ls2 in their trucks. Laughing inside, he tells me that he has raced a mustang gt 500 and cobras, and they barely beat him, and then proceeds to say that he has also raced a c6 zr1. I ask him how that went, and he says that the zr1 was no competition for him and he took it like nothing........ That must be one very FAST truck if you ask me. I kept all my laughter inside and waited till i got into my car, i havent stopped laughing since then. I dont know about you guys, but whats your opinion on this?
Drifting
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His entire ego........his very reason for existence on this earth...... is for him to think that his truck the the biggest, best and fastest truck ever known to mankind.
You did well keeping quiet.
You did well keeping quiet.
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From: Odessa Texas
HAHAHA from the look on his face, he was completely serious!! it was so bad that my gf who barley knows anything about cars, tells me in the car that he was kinda dumb for saying all that!
oh to make things worse for this guy, he starts telling me that he put spacers in front of his headers??? he said he bought them from autozone. He told me it raised his torque so much that when he steps on it the front of his truck raises and he takes off so fast!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im going to start hanging out with him more often so i can get my daily laugh supply.
oh to make things worse for this guy, he starts telling me that he put spacers in front of his headers??? he said he bought them from autozone. He told me it raised his torque so much that when he steps on it the front of his truck raises and he takes off so fast!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im going to start hanging out with him more often so i can get my daily laugh supply.
Last edited by giovanni432; Oct 6, 2010 at 03:47 PM.
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Drifting
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and spank that trucks azz
but that's me
Racer
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to make things worse for this guy, he starts telling me that he put spacers in front of his headers??? he said he bought them from autozone. He told me it raised his torque so much that when he steps on it the front of his truck raises and he takes off so fast!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im going to start hanging out with him more often so i can get my daily laugh supply.[/QUOTE]
You may have found his reason for delusions! Exhaust fumes in the cab of his truck! Poor Guy!
You may have found his reason for delusions! Exhaust fumes in the cab of his truck! Poor Guy!
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Well, maybe you should check the truck out. Maybe just maybe, he is a an engineering genuis/horsepower freak, that put a twin-turbo ls2 in a dodge truck and he owns bullydog performance and he made his own custom tuner for it. Otherwise, next time tell him, "Oh yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad"
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From: Wylie TX --> Less is More, except under the hood !
Why did you not call him out, so even the ladies can laugh at him too ?
I would have. I enjoy making "COCKY" people eat there words. Not to say I know it all, but in this case I would have enjoyed belittling him in front of the ladies.
2 days ago a friend of mine at work said his cousin has a 07 C6. We started talking, and he said it had a LS1. I corrected him that it was an LS2. He said his cousin said it was 430HP stock. I corrected him again that a stock LS2 was 400HP. His cousin then told him that he was going to get a chip that would give him 500HP. I lost it... He looked at me funny and I told him that its not going to happen, and you don't "chip" cars like you used to in the 80's. You "tune" them via the OBDII ports with the HP tuners SW (or others like that). I explained to him what tuning really does, and there is no way a LS2 can reach 500HP with only a tune. He says he needs to listen to me more, and less from his cousin..
Toque
I would have. I enjoy making "COCKY" people eat there words. Not to say I know it all, but in this case I would have enjoyed belittling him in front of the ladies.
2 days ago a friend of mine at work said his cousin has a 07 C6. We started talking, and he said it had a LS1. I corrected him that it was an LS2. He said his cousin said it was 430HP stock. I corrected him again that a stock LS2 was 400HP. His cousin then told him that he was going to get a chip that would give him 500HP. I lost it...
He looked at me funny and I told him that its not going to happen, and you don't "chip" cars like you used to in the 80's. You "tune" them via the OBDII ports with the HP tuners SW (or others like that). I explained to him what tuning really does, and there is no way a LS2 can reach 500HP with only a tune. He says he needs to listen to me more, and less from his cousin.. Toque