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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:29 PM
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Default It almost caught me off-guard!

Just driving through the Best Buy parking lot and almost ran into the new "Berlin Wall" speed bump! I've never seen one this high in a parking lot, especially without Security Forces and M4's pointed at me.

It was giving most cars a hard time scrapping and gouging all that tried to go over it. It tore up a cars exhaust system earlier and the owner had to pick up the pieces.

Saw a 4X4 truck roll up on it and perched on top for the driver to take his photo on it! I told the store manager she was going to get all kinds of lawsuits for tearing up cars. She promptly went in the store and pulled out some of thiose warning signs they use for "Wet Floors" and blocked off the Berlin Wall speed bump.

I told the lady if any lowered Vettes (like mine) rolled over it and damaged them, she was gonna regret having it installed. I just drove around it...and hopefully others do the same!



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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:31 PM
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WTF... the should at least paint it. Good thing you noticed.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:35 PM
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Wow what idiots. What's even worse it is the same color as the surrounding pavement. They could at least paint it yellow or in this case red.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:37 PM
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UPDATE! The lady manager decided to use "Caution tape" strung up between signs to warn off any drivers. She is going to have the properties Owner grind it down and paint it yellow or something.

Either that or they need to build a Check point booth and man it 24/7. "Papers please!"

AND you wonder what those Government Contractors were going to do when they stopped building in Iraq?

Guess what? they're busy in your shopping malls! Hahahahahah!

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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:41 PM
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Holy Shiznits! Someone needs to go back there and play Reagan's speech "Mr. Gorbachev... tear down this wall".
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:45 PM
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I think they forgot the Tire Spikes? or Razor wire!
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:48 PM
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That thing is huge..
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:50 PM
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That thing is huge..
I do believe "thats what she said"

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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:51 PM
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Amazing. What WERE they thinking?
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:53 PM
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does that thing come with a sherpa to help you get to the summit?
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 01:58 PM
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I went back to video some cars and trucks going over it, BUT the Store Manager blocked it off! I saw some climb it and it was horrible to see!
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:03 PM
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If you dont have any ramps you can go there after hours and use it to change your oil. On a serious note I have never seen a speed bump that high and so hard to see. Without question would tear up the front of any Vette lowered or not. Good thing you spotted it.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sabastian458
I do believe "thats what she said"


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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:15 PM
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We need....more regulation. Post an armed guard to check vehicle speed.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:16 PM
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My car would not even come close to going over that at all ALOT of damge would be happening if I did that's is crazy!!!
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:21 PM
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A friend told me that he was in some foreign country (don't remember which one) and they had them everywhere. They called them sleeping policemen
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 02:33 PM
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How else are you going to keep all those SUV from breaking the speed limit?

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It looks like quite a few people have scraped on it already.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 03:15 PM
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wow that is crazy, LOL.
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Old Nov 7, 2011 | 03:19 PM
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Wow that is bad! I don't think my stock height C5 would be able to get over that without severely scrapping even at an angle...and I wouldn't be willing to test it either.
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