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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 09:46 PM
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This may have been posted before but now it is the subject of a ......CAPTION CONTEST!!!! (trumpets blaring)

Come up with a better caption and WIN!!!!

(small print....prize subject to budget) In other words....nothing.

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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 09:49 PM
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littering and?
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 09:59 PM
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0-60 in 4.2 seconds...
Cop on a bike...4.1 seconds!!!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:04 PM
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I really need a tune.
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:06 PM
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Is this the first step to being a Motorcycle officer? When did they take off your training wheels?
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:16 PM
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Do you know how fast you were going? NO, really, how fast? I have no radar or a speedometer to clock you.
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:17 PM
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(Cop)Glad you waited for me to catch up...When I graduate from bicycle training, I plan to buy a car just like yours!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:20 PM
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Seriously, I need to commandeer your vehicle...why are you laughing??
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:23 PM
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Because writing speeding tickets is easier than going after real criminals.........
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:24 PM
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"I really need a tune."

I think you nailed it.

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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:24 PM
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Youse guys cracks me up!! Good job!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:25 PM
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I don't know officer, it says pull key wait 10 seconds?????
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I don't know officer, it says pull key wait 10 seconds?????
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:43 PM
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Sorry Sir,,,I thought you were on a Moped, My Vette buddies would have never let me live that down!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:13 PM
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No serously, I'll let you off with a warning if you take my bike as a down payment!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh 2 Fun
This may have been posted before but now it is the subject of a ......CAPTION CONTEST!!!! (trumpets blaring)

Come up with a better caption and WIN!!!!

(small print....prize subject to budget) In other words....nothing.

All the guys in the office said that It would be more believable with the cards in the spokes !
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:34 PM
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Radio. Faster than a speeding Vette!

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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by melloyello01
All the guys in the office said that It would be more believable with the cards in the spokes !
Good one.....
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:40 PM
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Hello Sir...thanks for pulling over before my batteries went dead for my lights....
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