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Feb 22, 2012 | 12:32 AM

#21

Mr.Bill

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From: Reno is so close to Hell you can see Sparks , State Of Confusion

St. Jude Donor '12-'13-'14

**** Happens......

Feb 22, 2012 | 12:37 AM

#22

CBZZZC5

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From: Oakley Ca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oh 2 Fun

This may have been posted before but now it is the subject of a ......CAPTION CONTEST!!!! (trumpets blaring)

Come up with a better caption and WIN!!!!

(small print....prize subject to budget) In other words....nothing.

Seriously, I am your Police escort.

Feb 22, 2012 | 12:53 AM

#23

melloyello01

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From: Modesto California

Son, don't you know that you can't outrun a 10 speed if you've only got a 6 speed!!!

Feb 22, 2012 | 05:48 AM

#24

Silverback51

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From: Prescott Arizona

I paced you doing 70 in a 30 zone.

Feb 22, 2012 | 07:05 AM

#25

realvc

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From: Lake Norrell Arkansas

You are driving in the clearly marked bike lane.

Feb 22, 2012 | 07:26 AM

#26

3sACROWD

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From: Appleton WI

So officer........let me guess. You previously worked for Jimmie Johns.

Feb 22, 2012 | 07:47 AM

#27

TwoSmoke

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From: Sugarcane town Florida

"Sir, don't you know Corvetts are supposed to be RED! Your ticket is for driving a non-red corvette. You have 10 days to get it painted!"

Or maybe....

"Sir, if you had been driving a red corvette I wouldn't have caught you."

Last edited by TwoSmoke; Feb 22, 2012 at 07:59 AM.

Feb 22, 2012 | 08:46 AM

#28

Suthunman

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From: The Voice of Reason!

St. Jude Donor '14

No problem officer.....I just stopped to pull my codes. My DIC said ABS, its probably the EBCM.

Last edited by Suthunman; Feb 22, 2012 at 09:15 AM.

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Feb 22, 2012 | 08:52 AM

#29

3sACROWD

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From: Appleton WI

Yes... I know the registrations says I have a red car. The color fell off at the last light.

Feb 22, 2012 | 09:03 AM

#30

Phanni

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From: Knoxville Tn

Pull key, wait 10 seconds

Feb 22, 2012 | 10:16 AM

#31

Toque

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From: Wylie TX --> Less is More, except under the hood !

Cop...
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Cop...
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

Cop...
"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

Cop...
"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

Cop...
"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

Cop...
"You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

Last edited by Toque; Feb 22, 2012 at 10:19 AM.

Feb 22, 2012 | 11:01 AM

#32

Joe Babe

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From: queens N.Y.

Speeder: My wife is holding my beer as i was Shifting.
Officer:next time get a cup holder.

Feb 22, 2012 | 11:05 AM

#33

Joe Babe

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From: queens N.Y.

Officer : whats that I smell
Smoker:It's not pot, must be a bad rubber burning off the tires.

Feb 23, 2012 | 10:30 AM

#34

Oh 2 Fun

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From: Kelso Washington

St. Jude Donor '09, '13, '15

Pretty clever all !!

We may need to figure out an actual winner....

Feb 23, 2012 | 10:54 AM

#35

c5vetteguy

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From: SW Nuh Hampsha

2018 C5 of Year Finalist

Last edited by c5vetteguy; Feb 23, 2012 at 11:41 AM.

Feb 23, 2012 | 11:29 AM

#36

PaConehead

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From: Carlisle PA

The Corvette driving experience . . . priceless;
Cost and embarassment from being stopped by a pedal cop . . . very expensive !!! :o:o:o:o:o:o

Feb 23, 2012 | 12:16 PM

#37

shadowman1

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From: Austin Tx

Um, I hope this doesn't end up on corvette Forum.

Feb 23, 2012 | 12:36 PM

#38

MilleniumVette

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From: Camdenton MO

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Pedal Envy

Feb 23, 2012 | 12:47 PM

#39

c5vetteguy

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From: SW Nuh Hampsha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shadowman1

Um, I hope this doesn't end up on corvette Forum.

Where else is there?

Sorry, didn't realize that was your caption!

Last edited by c5vetteguy; Feb 23, 2012 at 02:30 PM.

Feb 23, 2012 | 12:50 PM

#40

doje

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From: Fremont CA

St. Jude Donor '06-'07-'08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13-'14-'15-'16-'17-'18-'19-'20

NCM Sinkhole Donor

"Sir, I pulled you over to let you know that my ***** is WAY bigger than yours."

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