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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 06:22 AM
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The bird wants to buy it! He put a deposit down on it.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 07:13 AM
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I would be upset. You should climb up a tree and poop in their nest and see how they like it..
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 09:40 AM
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A few years ago I was driving my nice clean freshly waxed van on an interstate and I noticed a buzzard circling above ahead of me. All of a sudden my windshield was whitewashed. It totally covered the entire windshield. I couldn't see the road and had to pull over. It was so bad the wipers could not clear it. I had to use paper towels that I had in the back of the car. I guess most birds just love a nice clean toilet.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 10:38 AM
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I had mine cleaned up the other week. Pulled out the parking lot. and I kid you not. this bird came out of nowhere sweeping down towards me. I was running about 45mph. He timed his crap perfectly to land on my car. Not only that the way he shat it out slowly it was a long strand. Started at my hood and came up the windshield and over my roof. I think I saw the bird look back laughing at me.
eewwwwww...just lost my appetite for breakfast this morning!
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 10:41 AM
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I feel your pain brother. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I think they target black cars more than others.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Start feeding the birds Alka Seltzer! They blow up!

Get a .22 rifle with a good scope and make a silencer for it, grab a few beers and wait for dinner to fall out of the sky!
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Cats are just a bad if not worse than birds!! Couple of years ago I had spent a couple of hours on my truck and as I parked in the yard our cate ran out from behind the garage and jumped up on the hood! Nice and warm there you know! With hair hanging off the wipers and claw marks down the paint when the vehicle was wet, I think cats are worse!!
Needless to say I no longer have cats!! nieghbour has a good hunting dog!
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Originally Posted by jrose7004
the bird wants to buy it! He put a deposit down on it.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 06:42 PM
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They usually do it on the door. They like to look at their selves in the mirror. Throw a rag over youre mirror and see if it stops them.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert G. Smith
They usually do it on the door. They like to look at their selves in the mirror. Throw a rag over youre mirror and see if it stops them.
Pooped on my roof and then my hood. It was like he was doing a bombing run!!!
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Originally Posted by Chris@East Coast Supercharging
You should climb up a tree and poop in their nest and see how they like it..
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Originally Posted by Chris@East Coast Supercharging
I would be upset. You should climb up a tree and poop in their nest and see how they like it..
Thank you! Best mental image of the day
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Originally Posted by GTJim
You want pics of bird poop???
Here you go...guy poops on bird, then wipes his *** with the bird...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/108317...poops_on_bird/
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