Fondling your Corvette...

stu12dozen · 2014-06-30 00:55:24

God... I feel so cheap! :hide: GUILTY.

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Jun 30, 2014 | 06:11 AM

#21

Choreo

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From: Midland TX

God... I feel so cheap!

GUILTY.

Jun 30, 2014 | 06:23 AM

#22

03 A/E Coupe

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From: Lake Michigan's South Shore IN

Yeah.... I fondle, sometimes multipe times per day

Jun 30, 2014 | 06:56 AM

#23

black match box

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From: west bloomfield michigan

Guilty. Once in a while I even sqeeze her udders to see if anything comes out.

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Jun 30, 2014 | 07:27 AM

#24

ArtGle

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From: Seminole, FL

Have been caught 'on camera' kissing her during visiting hours while stored for the winter.

Jun 30, 2014 | 07:39 AM

#25

andrec10

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From: Hyde Park New York

Quote:

Originally Posted by F&Yb0dluvr

They call that "tailpiping" there's a story about a guy who had sex with like 1000 cars
http://m.autoblog.com/2009/05/27/tai...th-1-000-cars/

Jun 30, 2014 | 09:34 AM

#26

Corvette_Ed

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From: Phoenix area, AZ

I'm just feeling for imperfections in the paint.

Really, I am.

Jun 30, 2014 | 09:40 AM

#27

MSG C5

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From: The Sunshine State

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I can't say that I've "fondled" my Corvette, however I am guilty of staring at it for extended periods of time while it's parked in the garage. 10 years old and still damn sexy!

Jun 30, 2014 | 10:17 AM

#28

Fcar 98

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From: Pittsburgh PA

When it was new I would sit in it for hours. My wife had to come look for me. I could not be leave It was in my garage.

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Jun 30, 2014 | 11:49 AM

#29

always1961

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From: ARROYO GRANDE CA

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Originally Posted by jdvann

I have...and then promptly wiped the evidence right off with a little Meguiars and a microfiber towel.

Jun 30, 2014 | 12:02 PM

#30

Macleod52

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From: Iowa

I can't say I've fondled her but I did stick three fingers in her exhaust pipes this weekend... cleaning the tips.

Jun 30, 2014 | 12:10 PM

#31

RayCE

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From: Queens New York

I do it just to **** off the wife

Jun 30, 2014 | 01:04 PM

#32

ezrider4u2

Burning Brakes

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From: Eastern PA

Ive been there done that! Everytime I do it costs me money somewhere down the road. 😀

Jun 30, 2014 | 01:45 PM

#33

MotoJB

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From: USA

I stare but don't rub it...as to not transfer skin oils to the paint or get her too excited.

Jun 30, 2014 | 02:05 PM

#34

Pirateslife4me

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From: Oviedo Florida

I used to but my Dr. told me I had to stop cause I kept getting an erection that lasted more than 4 hours

Jun 30, 2014 | 02:19 PM

#35

1bdvet

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From: Plantation Florida USAF(Retired) 1966-1990

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I'm in!

Jun 30, 2014 | 03:21 PM

#36

ArtGle

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From: Seminole, FL

Caught

I confess.... And I don't care who knows.....

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Jun 30, 2014 | 03:45 PM

#37

DannyM

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From: Houston TX

My wife claims the car is my mistress and has dubbed her Yvette.

Jun 30, 2014 | 03:46 PM

#38

Corvette_Ed

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From: Phoenix area, AZ

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtGle

I confess.... And I don't care who knows.....

How did you manage to find the car? Time for a garage sale, I think...

Jun 30, 2014 | 03:50 PM

#39

BamaJ

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From: alabama

I swear I've NEVER fondled, but I do sometimes caress, love, pat, pet, stroke, canoodle, cuddle, nestle, nose, nuzzle, snuggle, spoon, feel up, paw; cradle, embrace, hug, massage, baby, coddle, mollycoddle, pamper, spoil. But NEVER fondle. I'm not a pervert.......or would that be a perVETTE?

Jun 30, 2014 | 04:25 PM

#40

The_Gray_Ghost

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From: Houston Texas

I have OCD about fingerprints on my car, but I will admit just last week I washed her really good, then dried her off and sat for about 30 minutes just relaxing and enjoying looking at it.

The lines on the C5 are just awesome.

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