Fishing
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Fishing
SO a guy is fishing and he hears a voice but doesn't see anyone. When he hears it again he looks down and sees a frog. The frog says "pick me up" the man says "I don't believe this". Then the frog says "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman and be yours forever". The man put the frog in his pocket, the frog said "didn't you hear me?" The man said "yes but I was married before and I'd rather have a talking frog." 
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A guy is sitting on a bar stool having a beer and he hears someone say "nice shirt". He looks around and no one is there. A few minutes later he hears a voice say "nice hat". Still no one around. He calls the bartender over and explained what had happened. The bartender says "oh, it's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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