Points, Plugs, and Condenser

Knock sensors sounds like something you should put on your daughter to keep her from getting felt up..
LS1, LS6, ZR1, hike.........
Catalytic converter? Isn't that the fuel system for the "back to the future" car?
Mass Air Flow sensor, is that the thing they use in meteorology to tell when an Artic front is moving down from Canada?
O2 sensor... whaat?? is this some sort of star wars robot detecting device?
Now we not only have Trans-axles, we have Trans-continental pipe lines, Tran-sexuals, Trans-vestites,
Sorry, but I kinda miss walking into a smelly old parts place and telling "Jim", I need Points, Plugs and a Condenser. Parking the 73 under my favorite shade tree and getting a little greasy.
Remember when "hookers" were the headers you put on your car, not someone you picked up to pay for sex. If you wanted louder exhaust you put on Cherry bombs, glass packs or straight exhaust. Wheels?.....American Racing, Tires? whatever you could afford.
I got to admit thought it's a great time to be a car/corvette enthusiast.
Lots of options and upgrades, so much great information. I wouldn't enjoy our C5 near as much if I didn't know I had the support, encouragement and help from this forum. Thanks

Knock sensors sounds like something you should put on your daughter to keep her from getting felt up..
LS1, LS6, ZR1, hike.........
Catalytic converter? Isn't that the fuel system for the "back to the future" car?
Mass Air Flow sensor, is that the thing they use in meteorology to tell when an Artic front is moving down from Canada?
O2 sensor... whaat?? is this some sort of star wars robot detecting device?
Now we not only have Trans-axles, we have Trans-continental pipe lines, Tran-sexuals, Trans-vestites,
Sorry, but I kinda miss walking into a smelly old parts place and telling "Jim", I need Points, Plugs and a Condenser. Parking the 73 under my favorite shade tree and getting a little greasy.
Remember when "hookers" were the headers you put on your car, not someone you picked up to pay for sex. If you wanted louder exhaust you put on Cherry bombs, glass packs or straight exhaust. Wheels?.....American Racing, Tires? whatever you could afford.
I got to admit thought it's a great time to be a car/corvette enthusiast.
Lots of options and upgrades, so much great information. I wouldn't enjoy our C5 near as much if I didn't know I had the support, encouragement and help from this forum. Thanks
I do have a 35 year old MG that I still enjoy tinkering with. It drinks premium unleaded at the same rate as the C5 and while it isn't quite as fast, it is still a hoot to drive around in.
Last edited by stu12dozen; Feb 17, 2015 at 05:45 PM.
I think most of what people miss about "the good old days" is that "car trouble" is no longer a believable excuse for showing up late for work.
The rest of it, I can live without.





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I do have a 35 year old MG that I still enjoy tinkering with. It drinks premium unleaded at the same rate as the C5 and while it isn't quite as fast, it is still a hoot to drive around in.

Let's see the rest of that MG.
AS far as the old days, I let old stuff be old, they get more interesting, but not the least bit nostalgic to me.
I once talked to a guy that had a real simplem basic car, an old curved dash Oldsmobile. I asked him about the small brass manifold and adjusting ***** in the dash center and he explained it was part of a total loss oiling system. I was puzzled, he explained, the oil just goes out and onto the ground, no pump, no recirculation, total loss oiling system. Then he put it in drive and went off, five little trails of oil marking his path behind him. Simple stuff, almost primitive, I wonder how many years before someone looks at an old C5 and says the same thing, looking for a simpler age.
In order to have a really good running car it took some work, knowledge, skill, (and luck), but it was something that you could be proud of.
There is no comparison to the newer computer controls. The new systems are so much better, but for most there is no personal skill or pride in tuning (except a few with HP tuners, EFI edit, etc). The new systems are so much better that now there is more performance, more mileage, better reliability, etc. In the old days I wouldn't have thought that a 11 or 12 second car could also get over 30 mpg on the highway, but now I have one.
I don't want to go back, but it is a lost art and age.




















