Corvette Memes!
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From: Holly Springs NC
St. Jude Donor '16-'17,'22,'24
This is classic, more truth than just a meme.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
Last edited by roadbike56; May 29, 2015 at 10:28 PM.
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From: Garland TX
This is classic, more truth than just a meme.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
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From: Jax, Fl
1/4 mile/AutoX
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From: Buffalo Texas
This is classic, more truth than just a meme.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
After dating for quite a while, the first girl I got serious with said "Well, we'll need to sell your Corvette to get some money to buy a house", I think the relationship lasted only another 3 weeks.
The second girl I became serious with owned a Corvette. We became engaged then she informed me that we would keep her Vette but sell my 69, modded with a full-on LT-1 because she couldn't drive a 4 speed stick. I asked for her to return the ring.
The third woman I became serious with said, I know how much you like your Vette, we'll find a way to keep it. We just celebrated 35 years of marriage.
