Column Lock Bypass Saved me $500...
I installed a Corvettes of Houston bypass today, using the 97Vette.com instructions. Man, that guy sure documented everything perfectly. I think it took about 40 minutes including trying to a find a screw I dropped, and finding the right connector among the MASS of wires, which was unbelievable. It was during that 40 minutes I had time to really think about this computerized steering lock "miracle" invention.
Now, I must make a comment to the numbskull whose idea it was to make such a steering lock: You're an idiot!
I mean, think about it. For eons, cars have had mechanical steering locks. Now, here comes a fully computerized car like the C5. Isn't it cool that you can tune nearly everything with software? Yes. Is it cool that a computer controls all the lights, memory and other gadgets? Yes. Is it cool that it has computer-controlled Active Handling/Traction Control and ABS brakes? Well, yeah, because a computer NEEDS to control such things.
But, and that's a big BUTT to the lame-brain techno-geek who raised his hand during a C5 development meeting and said, "Hey, since almost everything else is computerized, why don't we computerize the steering lock?"
Now, I own a software company, and I just don't get it. The only time you re-invent the wheel is if you need/want to make something better. So, Mr. Lame-Brain, tell me how computerizing the steering lock will improve it? I mean, will it make it any stronger? No. Will it make the car more theft-proof? No. So, why do it? Were there not enough R&D costs in the C5, and you were under-budget? I think not. So, if a mechanical steering lock passed government anti-theft requirements all those years, why computerize it?
In my eyes, only two reasons could be possible for such a dumb-a$$ decision:
1) The engineers got high and then got carried away with computerizing stuff
2) GM made a bad corporate decision in thinking that they might make more money because electric parts ALWAYS fail or wear out, and it was a way to make more money down the road
Although my steering lock never got stuck, I did see the "pull key, wait 10 seconds..." message once before I found this forum. I attributed it to a dirty resistor in the key. But, once I read about all the horror stories here, and from others with Vettes who experienced the problem, I've always been worried. But, now that my CLB is installed and I had time to think about this whole issue, can someone please point me to that link to the gov't site so I can add my two cents to the "thread" someone started a the NTSA so I can be sure to participate in the inevitable class action lawsuit that will arise when people die unnecessarily when a C5's steering locks up getting off a freeway off-ramp in a busy part of town near a school at 3pm, and can't brake or downshift because the car has no power or fuel left?
Thank you, and my prayers are with the innocent
Last edited by MrLeadFoot; Sep 1, 2004 at 01:05 AM.





Sphynxnx - a CLB runs between $50-60 and can be purchased at many forum vendors. Not sure of any other method to fix the column lock other than a computer reprogram, but that doesn't always solve the problem.




Thanks,
Mark
Thanks,
Mark
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Thanks,
Mark
But, and that's a big BUTT to the lame-brain techno-geek who raised his hand during a C5 development meeting and said, "Hey, since almost everything else is computerized, why don't we computerize the steering lock?"
Now, I own a software company, and I just don't get it. The only time you re-invent the wheel is if you need/want to make something better. So, Mr. Lame-Brain, tell me how computerizing the steering lock will improve it? I mean, will it make it any stronger? No. Will it make the car more theft-proof? No.
Joe Avg-Crook doesn't like to spend that much time stealing a vehicle.
Now, I will concede that ANYTHING electrical can go bad over time, but I would think there would be more complaints about CLB problems than there are. In fact, lets' get some feedback from the forum, shall we?
1) If you have a non-GM CLB, what year is your C5?
2) How long has the CLB been on your car?
3) What problems have you had that you might contribute to your CLB?
Maybe this will help us determine if CLBs are indeed the correct fix for thesteering lock issue.
Joe Avg-Crook doesn't like to spend that much time stealing a vehicle.
If you have a Vette, you need a CLB, get it?
Also, one GM Engineer told me the aftermarket bypasses can effect the BCMs, by causing the two relays soldered to the BCM boards to malfunction. Thus giving messages such as Serv. Column Lock and could eventually damage the relays and trash the BCM. The issue had to do with voltage to the relays, the bypasses reduce it versas the OE voltage and reduced voltage on a relay contact can cause it to stick. Again these are the Engineers words, not mine.












