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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 11:10 AM
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Hope this does not offend anyone, get me censored or, worse, thrown off the site...BUT...how does one have Christian marital sex in a Z06, especially if they are a little older and have some arthritis?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 11:26 AM
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Often?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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It would be easier "on" it rather than "in" it.
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 12:00 PM
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Default Not often and definitely not on it....scratches!

I though perhaps in the passenger seat with the seat all the way back and the seatback down or all the way back with the seatback up and sitting.....huh?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 01:27 PM
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While driving or parked?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 01:38 PM
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You just had to ask that question. In my youth I did it both ways and in my most humble opinion it's best done while not moving unless, as the late Frank Zappa requested, "Baby Take Your Teeth Out"!
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 01:49 PM
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What is Christian sex?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 02:01 PM
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Default One person sitting or lying on top of the other.

Given the size and intrusions in the Z06 cockpit (no pun intended) I believe it would be the only way a standard (missionary) intercourse could be consummated.
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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It's really not that hard when driving, then again, I am only 26!!
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 02:16 PM
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I envy you in many ways! I'm 61......'nuff said?
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How flexible is she?
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Originally Posted by hoogbest
Hope this does not offend anyone, get me censored or, worse, thrown off the site...BUT...how does one have Christian marital sex in a Z06, especially if they are a little older and have some arthritis?
Do you want pictures?
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Old Nov 5, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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Polo: She is 59 and has arthritis also! She says this a lot!

Ex: Pictures...I'm your man!
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Open trunk, remove partition, move seats forward, etc.
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Old Nov 6, 2004 | 01:55 PM
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Default Zayde you may have it!

I'll just have to settle for more esoteric but less gymnastic action in the winter.
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Old Nov 6, 2004 | 07:33 PM
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The front of the Z06 is perfect. Just the right height and angle too.
61, owns a Z06, and is looking for the best way to........Damn your a lucky man. I hope I'm the same way in 29 years.
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Probably by yourself!
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Old Nov 6, 2004 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ZO6stringvette
Probably by yourself!
or one of those "blow-up" dolls
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Old Nov 6, 2004 | 11:30 PM
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Nope I like the real thing and DO have it available!
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