Corvette Accident!
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From: Toronto Ontario Canada
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains became just too much and he could go no further. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours, he hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The corvette owner found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!
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From: Stafford VA
I've been asked by my wife (a blonde) as whether we can get OnStar installed....in case she locks the keys in the car. Problem is...there are no keys. I now refer to her request as "BlondeStar". Gotta love her.
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,945
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From: Salinas Ca.
Originally Posted by Big Jimm
This college girl’s daddy just bought her a new C6. On her way home she rear-ended a guy.
In TRAFFIC COURT:
Judge: What gear were you in when you hit Mr. Oblinsky?
Girl: What gear was I in?
Judge: Yes. What gear were you in?
Girl: What GEAR was I in?
Judge: YES!! WHAT GEAR WERE YOU IN??
Girl: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
In TRAFFIC COURT:
Judge: What gear were you in when you hit Mr. Oblinsky?
Girl: What gear was I in?
Judge: Yes. What gear were you in?
Girl: What GEAR was I in?
Judge: YES!! WHAT GEAR WERE YOU IN??
Girl: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Originally Posted by b4i4getit
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains became just too much and he could go no further. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours, he hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The corvette owner found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!
Was she blonde? oops
