Me too!
I need help!
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Burning Brakes
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 924
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From: Smith River CA
I need help!
I have just come to realize that I need help. Yes, I have become a CF junkie and I am finding it harder each day to tear myself away from the computer.
So I checked in with CF Anonymous and I am starting their 12-step program. The booklet says that the first step to a successful recovery is to turn off the computer and go drive your Vette.
Wish me luck, here I go….
So I checked in with CF Anonymous and I am starting their 12-step program. The booklet says that the first step to a successful recovery is to turn off the computer and go drive your Vette.
Wish me luck, here I go….
CF Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 23,313
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From: Tucson Arizona
I'm safe....I just got back from driving my Vette. Blue skies....80 degrees....it couldn't be nicer (a far cry from the snow we had about a week ago).
You suffer from 'forumchondria.' There is truly no known cure to medical science. You were correct in that driving one's C6 will provide 'temporary' relief, however, in that driving your C6 is addictive in and of itself, the medical establishment does not deem it a "cure."
We can perform a forced intervention and invoke aversion therapy. It will involve connecting your computer mouse and/or keyboard to an electrical outlet so that you will receive a jaw-knocking jolt of electrical current with each click of the mouse. A repeated application of this procedure has been found to provide an effective deterrent to prolonged computer use and forum inter-action. Support the National Society for the Prevention of Forumchondria (I believe they have a web site).
You suffer from 'forumchondria.' There is truly no known cure to medical science. You were correct in that driving one's C6 will provide 'temporary' relief, however, in that driving your C6 is addictive in and of itself, the medical establishment does not deem it a "cure."
We can perform a forced intervention and invoke aversion therapy. It will involve connecting your computer mouse and/or keyboard to an electrical outlet so that you will receive a jaw-knocking jolt of electrical current with each click of the mouse. A repeated application of this procedure has been found to provide an effective deterrent to prolonged computer use and forum inter-action. Support the National Society for the Prevention of Forumchondria (I believe they have a web site).
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