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Old 07-14-2009, 11:15 PM
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I thought it might be fun to come up with a list of sayings. Here is just a few to get started.

-My Corvette and life philosophy are much the same, the adventure getting there is more important than the final destination.

-On ramps, reason to accelerate.

-Happiness is not around the corner, it is the corner.

Thought I would make them easy to scan.


Art on wheels. Really really fast wheels.

"Life begins at 205." I really like the motto that GM came out with for the ZR1.

Not cruising... prowling

To steal a line from Robert Earl Keen, "The road goes on forever and the party never ends."

"Not a 'Vette? No thanks, I'll walk."

They say money can't buy happiness......But I'd rather cry in a Corvette than in a Kia

"corvette envy"

I always tell the wife that the tired feeling you experience when you finish a spirited drive is called "Vette Lag"

Viagra on wheels!

The plastic fantastic..

Buy a Corvette, the best Stimulus Package!

"Do you beg for the lightning to strike?"

Inside every Ferrari there's a Corvette just waiting to get out.

Corvette - Live it; Love it!

The Corvette body---more curves than poolside at Heff's place.

From "Heavy Metal"
You can hedge your bet on a clean Corvette
To get you there right on time

It's a thing of beauty and art
It just won't park at WalMart...

"The trip IS the destination."

Not really a saying but, what if we pronounced Corvette with an 'a' sound at the end (Corvette-uh), like Porsche, (Portia?).

Drive the USA in a Obama Chevrolet!
Drive the USA in a pre-Obama Chevrolet!

The Vette gets 'em wet."

to drive a vette with an ls3
always wondered how that might be
lives up to the hype
now i'm stero typed
and my friends won't let me be
beggin for a ride
they all wish they could drive
instead of sit ringside
when i take a trip
or i cruise the strip
in my vette with the ls3.

CORVETTE....The Instant Panty Remover.

A corvette is an automobile, the rest are just cars!

Once a Vette man, always a Vette man

"LS7 takes you to heaven"

It's just a Chevy.

3 rules for riding in my Corvette.
Sit down.
Shut up.
Hold on.

Like the man said "Corvette" says it all

Corvette - More adrenalin than any drug...

Life is better when cruisin in a vette

Ahhh Corvette...
The only good years in our marriage are the 4 tires on our car!!!

8 pistons going up & down...
gives the Vette that cool sound!!!

Corvette ~ Civil Disobedience on 4 wheels.

Get your Kicks in a C6!!!

The Corvette Rules and Viper owners are fools.

Corvette - because life's too short to drive a crappy car

"Lust on wheels"

You haven't done it yet, if you're not in a Vette.

Very funny people. "who needs a woman when Corvettes do more for a more reasonable price and have trade in value?"

GET IN
SIT DOWN
BUCKLE UP
SHUT UP

... a vette does not get old... it just goes faster

Life's too short not to drive a Vette

Beauty and Beast all in one package.

Every red blooded American male should own a Corvette and a Harley in his lifetime.

Thanks to George Jones "Back Then"
Oh, she was hotter than a two dollar pistol,
she was the fastest thing around.
Long and lean, every young man's dream.
She turned every head in town.
She was built and fun to handle son,
I'm glad that you dropped in.
She reminds me of the one I had "Back Then"

Vett enough said.

"QUIT LOOKING AT MY AS5!!! Oh you cant help it"

Wrap your A$$ in fiberglass . . .drive a Vette !

The world looks better through the windshield of a corvette.

There's nothing wrong with my day that 1st and 2nd gear can't fix!!!

My Corvette is therapy on wheels!

-My Corvette and life philosophy are much the same, the adventure getting there is more important than the final destination.

-On ramps, reason to accelerate.

-Happiness is not around the corner, it is the corner.

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All Corvettes are red, the rest are.......oh, never mind!

How about:

There's nothing wrong with my day that 1st and 2nd gear can't fix!!!
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3 rules for riding in my Corvette.

Sit down.

Shut up.

Hold on.

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"LS7 takes you to heaven"

ok fine thats really chessy, but lol.
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CORVETTE....The Instant Panty Remover.
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to drive a vette with an ls3
always wondered how that might be
lives up to the hype
now i'm stero typed
and my friends won't let me be
beggin for a ride
they all wish they could drive
instead of sit ringside
when i take a trip
or i cruise the strip
in my vette with the ls3.


LOL... I spent way too much time thinking that one up...
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Originally Posted by MAJ Z06
"The Vette gets 'em wet."
What movie is this quote from????
Originally Posted by lstorm2003
to drive a vette with an ls3
always wondered how that might be
lives up to the hype
now i'm stero typed
and my friends won't let me be
beggin for a ride
they all wish they could drive
instead of sit ringside
when i take a trip
or i cruise the strip
in my vette with the ls3.


LOL... I spent way too much time thinking that one up...
Love it!
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"The Vette gets 'em wet."
Originally Posted by MAJ Z06
What movie is this quote from????

Love it!
Quote from "True Lies" with Jaime Lee Curtis and Ahnold

it may be in other movies, but I am sure it is in that one.
Now I am asking everyone else if there is any other place out there where this quote may be found.

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Drive the USA in a pre-Obama Chevrolet!
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Not really a saying but, what if we pronounced Corvette with an 'a' sound at the end (Corvette-uh), like Porsche, (Portia?).

And raise your little pinkie finger when you do.
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Originally Posted by amosq1
"The Vette gets 'em wet."


Quote from "True Lies" with Jaime Lee Curtis and Ahnold

it may be in other movies, but I am sure it is in that one.
Now I am asking everyone else if there is any other place out there where this quote may be found.
That's it, Bill Paxton's character during the test drive.


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