Need a funnier caption
Mar 26, 2010 | 08:45 PM
Pro
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From: Boca Raton Florida
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sxeC6
Better than a Mistress, low maintainence and always willing to perform.
My wife just added, "And you know what it is costing you."
Mar 26, 2010 | 08:58 PM
Le Mans Master
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From: Milford NH
Not a Midlife crisis, Just living my childhood dream!
Mar 26, 2010 | 10:23 PM
Pro
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From: Montgomery Alabama
St. Jude Donor '09
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BB 2005
There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
Mid Life Crisis....."I could'nt wait to get here"!
Mar 26, 2010 | 11:10 PM
Advanced
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MID - LIFE CRISIS
Mar 26, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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From: Roswell Ga
Mar 26, 2010 | 11:59 PM
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From: portland oregon
"The Only Thing That Makes A Beer Gut Look Good."
Mar 27, 2010 | 12:07 AM
5th Gear
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Corvette... helping old men bang your daughters since 1953
Mar 27, 2010 | 12:08 AM
Burning Brakes
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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GEE.............wish I would have bought a Z06 instead!
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Mar 27, 2010 | 12:08 AM
Burning Brakes
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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ocrazy1
Corvette... helping old men bang your daughters since 1953
Mar 27, 2010 | 03:29 AM
Drifting
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From: Bonsall CA
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Originally Posted by
BB 2005
There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
And, there is the Z06 for post mid-life crisis, and the ZR1 for every crisis after that.
Mar 27, 2010 | 04:22 AM
Le Mans Master
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From: Toronto
Before...my wife, and I use to go strolling...a lot, but ever since I got the Vette our 'strolling' has stopped!
Mar 27, 2010 | 09:45 AM
Racer
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From: Trophy Club, Texas
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QUAKEJAKE
Not a Midlife crisis, Just living my childhood dream!
This is probably the truest of them all, so far.
Though "The only thing that will make a beer gut look good" is the funniest.
Mar 27, 2010 | 08:41 PM
Racer
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Mar 27, 2010 | 09:15 PM
Burning Brakes
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From: Las Vegas NV
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours...."where can I find a freakin' doctor out here!!!
Mar 27, 2010 | 09:16 PM
Safety Car
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From: Dyer IN
MID-LIFE CRISIS
Mar 27, 2010 | 09:52 PM
Team Owner
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From: Far NW 'burbs of Chicago
St. Jude Donor '13
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BB 2005
How about my sig line:
"I can only be young once, but I can be immature forever!"
Mar 27, 2010 | 09:56 PM
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From: JawJa
Corvette . . . can't outrun the fun!
Mar 27, 2010 | 10:29 PM
Drifting
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From: Jupiter Fl
My wife said if I get a Vette she would leave me.... I don't miss her as much as I thought I would
Mar 27, 2010 | 10:43 PM
Team Owner
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From: Houston, TX
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Originally Posted by
BB 2005
There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
"all I know its red and when woman see me in it they want to f___ me".
Okay, in all fairness, I didn't make that one up. Someone far more famous than me was quoted as saying that quite some time ago. Anyone know who and what the car was?
Mar 27, 2010 | 10:47 PM
Safety Car
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