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Mar 25, 2010 | 04:34 AM
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Need a funnier caption
There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
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Mar 25, 2010 | 04:43 AM
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There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
if your are going to do something
GET it right
Mar 25, 2010 | 07:46 AM
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Girlfriends....... "Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they are not there"
Now that's funny.... hehehe... Because they are not there...
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Mar 25, 2010 | 10:04 AM
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There has got to be something funnier than this one. Any comedians out there?
"Um- oh my god, this really is a crisis, I, I must be lost! where, where am I? I, I must have been driving all night"
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Although my kids might disagree, I'm not a comedian. I'm just spit-balling but here's a couple quick thoughts spun from the "mid-life crisis' theme:
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