chupr0kabra

AAA membership for me. It has a lot of other benefits, too, such as discounts at hotels, restaurants, etc.


-Mike

choprfgr

So...........
A guy that can't figure out what tire is on his car and did not
Know that said car ( $20K plus purchase ) had no jack or spare is gonna
Plug at tire on the side of the road? No offense OP - it's the other dreamers I want to call out.

This advice given after he states his age and aversion to loitering
by the hi-way for such a task.

choprfgr

AAA and Onstar -

You all know that roll-back is not a taxi - right?

Also - where is bubba gonna take the car @ 2 AM?

One more quick one - Bubba. won't scrape the front , will he?
He especially won't scrape it at the yard when he dumps it off
and you.aren't around.

Mikado463

what the heck is 'gelt' ?? ......is that some form of the shingles ??

hope it's not contagious !

AK47

gelt means money..

Mikado463

I see said the blind man......as he picked up his hammer and saw.