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03-20-2019, 09:58 AM
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That's funny, shammy!
03-20-2019, 10:54 AM
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Not bad for baser humor....... I may have to tell a joke one of these days again....... 
Ruxy I'm sorry to say the Gentlemen's Club by the airport sustained damage in the flood. The girls up on stage were fine as they hung on to the poles until rescued by volunteers also the booze was liberated and the whole thing has been moved to an old garage of one of the volunteers...... no word on when the club will be reopened....... so don't plan any visits here in the near future...... just saying.....
Sun is out and I better be also...... have a swell day Hams......
Ruxy I'm sorry to say the Gentlemen's Club by the airport sustained damage in the flood. The girls up on stage were fine as they hung on to the poles until rescued by volunteers also the booze was liberated and the whole thing has been moved to an old garage of one of the volunteers...... no word on when the club will be reopened....... so don't plan any visits here in the near future...... just saying.....
Sun is out and I better be also...... have a swell day Hams......
03-20-2019, 12:22 PM
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...Ruxy I'm sorry to say the Gentlemen's Club by the airport sustained damage in the flood. The girls up on stage were fine as they hung on to the poles until rescued by volunteers also the booze was liberated and the whole thing has been moved to an old garage of one of the volunteers...........
03-20-2019, 12:26 PM
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Butt, hay, today is the first day of Spring and National Kick Butts Day. Sooo...all us GSers need to spring into action and kick some baser butts...
03-20-2019, 12:27 PM
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Nuts???
03-20-2019, 12:58 PM
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03-20-2019, 01:24 PM
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Flushed the brake fluid on the GS yesterday afternoon using a Mity-Vac. It was a PITA and took over a quart of Valvoline synthetic DOT3/4 fluid to get clear fluid in every line. Did the wife's Charger this morning and it was considerably easier and faster. It also took over a quart of fluid; used about 2-2/3 quarts between them.
Played musical cars after finishing up the work in the basement. The Vette is now in the main garage and the F-150 is in the basement. Hopefully Spring has really turned the corner and sprung!
Played musical cars after finishing up the work in the basement. The Vette is now in the main garage and the F-150 is in the basement. Hopefully Spring has really turned the corner and sprung!
03-20-2019, 02:09 PM
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03-20-2019, 04:07 PM
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flew into the Big D down there in Texas and thought that maybe Wayback was coming to greet me. 
seems this guy was looking for someone else, so then I decided to see what this club was like.
nothing to write home about.
few heffers but not much else. caught the next flight and now at this location
seems this guy was looking for someone else, so then I decided to see what this club was like.
nothing to write home about.
few heffers but not much else. caught the next flight and now at this location 
03-21-2019, 02:18 AM
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So you're the one that brought the cold north wind here huh? We were doing just fine without your help, thank you very much. 
And if you think any of the Cowboy cheerleaders are heffers, you need your eyes examined.
And if you think any of the Cowboy cheerleaders are heffers, you need your eyes examined.
03-21-2019, 07:52 AM
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Get up and get to work....... WTH...... we need the floors scrubbed and the latrines cleaned with a toothbrush...... need some volunteers for that...... fried baloney sandwiches for lunch...... warm beer if your lucky....... have a nice day!
03-21-2019, 08:06 AM
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Warm beer? This ain't Bloody Ol England!!
03-21-2019, 09:33 AM
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I like fried baloney....better than the BS the GSers spew out! 
Warm beer? Well I guess we'll have to put in our coolers so it's drinkable.
Warm beer? Well I guess we'll have to put in our coolers so it's drinkable.
03-21-2019, 10:01 AM
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03-21-2019, 11:13 AM
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The man who invented Spell Check died today! May he rust in ****!
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03-21-2019, 11:58 AM
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being from the Motor City and working in the automotive industry has some rewards which can't always be shared...……...here is a link which can be shared for those with questions on the pending C8...…………..
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/bu...en/3210658002/
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03-21-2019, 02:41 PM
Finally getting into Grand Sport weather here
Just got my 10k miles GS 2013 man trans from buddy Jim who can't drive stick anymore.
Anyone buy the Michelin AS run flats. Gotta dump them OEM goodyear's.
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03-21-2019, 03:14 PM
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Mine is out and ready for the first show of the year Saturday!
03-21-2019, 03:27 PM
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Had a '07 coupe that I installed on the Michelins on in place of the Goodyears and made a huge improvement in ride and handling.
Also have a spare set of wheels and tires for my 427 now with Michelins installed onto Machined Face Cup wheels...…….
they are one of the better tires around, although there will be others which also are better then the OEM Goodyears…………..
here's a drink to welcome you to Hammy's too...…………..
03-21-2019, 03:43 PM
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There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he’d see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Mustang, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, “Sure.”
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
“I’ll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down.”
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph. The young fellow on the bike was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag racing the Corvette.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph.
He called into headquarters on his radio: “Hey, you guys aren’t going to believe this, but there’s a Corvette and a Mustang racing out here on Highway 3, and there’s a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!”
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
“I’ll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down.”
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph. The young fellow on the bike was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag racing the Corvette.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph.
He called into headquarters on his radio: “Hey, you guys aren’t going to believe this, but there’s a Corvette and a Mustang racing out here on Highway 3, and there’s a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!”